For All You Tequila Drinkers!

[RuthL]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Indubitably

Preliminary

Proliferation


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity

Antidisestablishmentarianism

Loquacious

Transubstantiate


THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

Nope, no more booze for me.

Sorry, but you're not really my type.

Oh, no, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.


Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning
labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to
your bra and panties.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you
are not.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over
again that you love them.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really
dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse
with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on
the forehead, knees and lower back.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH
you.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING:
The crumsumpten of alcahol may mack you tink you can tipe reel gude.

[Nerak936]

Originally Posted by RuthL

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a total dork.

I've seen this lots of times.... but often the person was stone cold sober!

[RuthL]

On edit: the word 'retard' is politically incorrect and I apologize. Had I seen it earlier I would have edited it. Perhaps 'dork' would apply?

And Nerak, w/o a coupla Dos XX, I can dance like a dork big time! But after a coupla more, I'm Ginger Rogers (now I'm not only aging myself, I'm lying! See what alcohol can do?)!!

[Nerak936]

Originally Posted by RuthL

On edit: the word 'retard' is politically incorrect and I apologize. Had I seen it earlier I would have edited it. Perhaps 'dork' would apply?

And Nerak, w/o a coupla Dos XX, I can dance like a dork big time! But after a coupla more, I'm Ginger Rogers (now I'm not only aging myself, I'm lying! See what alcohol can do?)!!

Ruth: You can edit your original post if you so choose. I edited my quote of your original to read "total dork".

[Critter]

I'm getting upset that you are talking about my dancing ability, regardless of how you phrase it!

[Sue]

Isn't it Bump who got his username due to his infamous dancing moves?

[Bumper]

Originally Posted by Sue

Isn't it Bump who got his username due to his infamous dancing moves?

Damned straight! You ain't danced till you bumped with the Bumper. And that's "famous" - as in celebrated and renowned, not "infamous" - as in notorious and disreputable. Relax, Crit, we'll get you covered with some personal lessons next February, at the Beachfront Ballroom, on Isla. I'll bring along a whole suitcase full of black footprints we can spread out on the sand as we watch the sunset. But you have to promise to let me lead. (Taught Gene Kelly everything he knew.)

[cuffedlinks]

Originally Posted by Bumper

Damned straight! You ain't danced till you bumped with the Bumper. (Taught Gene Kelly everything he knew.)

I would have guessed Donald O'Connor....

"Make 'em laugh....make 'em laugh..."

[RuthL]

Who knew there were so many dancers here?

I know James has said a big nada to political stuff, but can I get a HooWaa for Kerry? First debate was fine, and why can't this be a part of this multi-megalotastuff forum?

[TAPPY]

Politcal "stuff" is a BIG no no on the playa board....I cant even make Mr Moore jokes....mostly !!!!!

[mckinzie]

Originally Posted by Critter

I'm getting upset that you are talking about my dancing ability, regardless of how you phrase it!

Critter I don't think she was talking about square dancing.

[sctx]

HooooooWaaaaaaaaaaaa

[roni]

Originally Posted by Bumper

Damned straight! You ain't danced till you bumped with the Bumper.

I was known to bump back in the day, to double bump even. Even given that experience, I don't think I could keep up with His Honer The Most Highly Exalted and Most Fine Bumperness, the Bumper his own self.

Wouldn't even try.

[TAPPY]

Originally Posted by mckinzie

Critter I don't think she was talking about square dancing.

Ouch !!!!!!!
Burn !!!!!

[Bumper]

Originally Posted by cuffedlinks

I would have guessed Donald O'Connor....

"Make 'em laugh....make 'em laugh..."

Gene was fine, Cuff, as was Debbie, but Donald was nigh on to unteachable. Francis, on the other hand, was a real quick study, and look how many left feet he had!