Breath Test?

**Bumper** · 10-09-2004

A cop was staking out La Ranita for drunk drivers.

At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for five minutes.

When he finally gets in his car, it takes him another five minutes to get the key into the ignition.

Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the bar and drives off.

When he finally pulls away, the cop is waiting for him, pulls him over, and gives him a Breathalyzer test.

The test reveals he has a blood alcohol level of 0.0.

The cop says, “How is this possible?”

The guy says, “Tonight, I’m the designated decoy.”

cuffedlinks · 10-09-2004

Now THERE'S an idea!

Softy57 · 10-09-2004

Might try that sometime.

Let the sun shine.

STOGEY · 10-10-2004

There could be a whole new profession out of this. The professional decoy.

**james** · 10-10-2004

it's a funny joke but the truth is that DUI goes on way too much around here. it's not pleasant to see a dump truck driver tooling around with a full load and a caguama in his hand.

10-09-2004	#1 (permalink)
Bumper Class Clown Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 9,681	Breath Test? A cop was staking out La Ranita for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for five minutes. When he finally gets in his car, it takes him another five minutes to get the key into the ignition. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the bar and drives off. When he finally pulls away, the cop is waiting for him, pulls him over, and gives him a Breathalyzer test. The test reveals he has a blood alcohol level of 0.0. The cop says, “How is this possible?” The guy says, “Tonight, I’m the designated decoy.”

10-09-2004	#3 (permalink)
Softy57 añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Massachusetts,U.S.A. Posts: 1,700	Hilarius Might try that sometime. Let the sun shine.

10-10-2004	#5 (permalink)
james beach geek admin Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: 10 year Playa resident lost in Kullavik, Sweden Posts: 9,744	it's a funny joke but the truth is that DUI goes on way too much around here. it's not pleasant to see a dump truck driver tooling around with a full load and a caguama in his hand. __________________ My lovely house is for sale Get your own signature countdown image!

10-09-2004	#2 (permalink)
cuffedlinks añejo Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The City of Presidents Posts: 16,003	Now THERE'S an idea!

10-10-2004	#4 (permalink)
STOGEY Allah Akhbar Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: salisbury, mass. Posts: 6,732	There could be a whole new profession out of this. The professional decoy.

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