I don't have a personal story to relate (ok... I do have a few, but I'm not going to), but there was a night David and I teamed up separately with a couple he knew. The guys headed to a strip bar in Providence, and the gal pal and I hit a local pub. Never saw anyone slam down Long Island Ice Tea's like she did that night. Knowing I was the driver, I kept my consumption of chardonnays under control. The high point (for me, not her) was me driving her car
around a rotary a couple of times (I didn't know the area, and SHE was giving me directions) - with her heaving out of the passenger side window.
When we met up with the guys later (in some parking lot somewhere), they found us cleaning off the entire right side of her car which had been entirely, completely, 100% "decorated". She was green to the gills, and I was laughing the whole time.
I don't think we've seen that couple since.