WOW, now THAT is a hell of a first post! So glad you decided to leave the dark Kingdom of Lurkhood behind, friend. And thank you for your kind words...the Majahual relief effort that was effected by many of my friends and acquaintances (and especially the generous members of this forum) did more for me than I could have ever done for the people affected by the hurricane.
Next time you're in Playa, I hope we can get together, I'd love to meet you and your family.