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Old 11-11-2004   #1 (permalink)
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And the next verse is...

Okay all of you poets, this is just for fun because I have nothing better to do! LOL.

A Little Ditty...

The time has come for us to go.
We board the plane; we’re sitting on the fourth row.
Land in <st1 ="">Cancun</st1>, our luggage in tow.
Green Light, Green Light, Green Light,
Through customs we blow.<o ="">

</o>Get to the resort, our reservations we show.
To our room we are escorted; we’re just going with the flow.
A King size bed and a swan with a bow,
Looks like heaven, how could we know?<o =""></o>

We toss on our suits and get rid of the clothes,
Grab our towels, and put sunscreen where it goes.
The beach is beautiful, a perfect spot we chose.
The sand is warm and feels great between our toes.

The waiter arrived, brought drinks with a rose
They taste awesome! We’ll have two more of those.
Before you know it, we’re sucking through a hose;
What great efficiency the bartender shows!

The next few hours in time are froze,
Sooo many tequila shots; some through our nose,
I remember the contest where our boobs we did expose
Then all I can recall is the bar as it’s starting to close.

(and the next verse is)
<o =""></o><o =""></o>

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The twins must be giving you a break!
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The twins must be giving you a break!
I wish!

And the next verse is?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Kahuna
A Little Ditty...

The time has come for us to go.
We board the plane; we’re sitting on the fourth row.
Land in <ST1 ="">Cancun</ST1>, our luggage in tow.
Green Light, Green Light, Green Light,
Through customs we blow.<O ="">

</O>Get to the resort, our reservations we show.
To our room we are escorted; we’re just going with the flow.
A King size bed and a swan with a bow,
Looks like heaven, how could we know?<O =""></O>

We toss on our suits and get rid of the clothes,
Grab our towels, and put sunscreen where it goes.
The beach is beautiful, a perfect spot we chose.
The sand is warm and feels great between our toes.

The waiter arrived, brought drinks with a rose
They taste awesome! We’ll have two more of those.
Before you know it, we’re sucking through a hose;
What great efficiency the bartender shows!

The next few hours in time are froze,
Sooo many tequila shots; some through our nose,
I remember the contest where our boobs we did expose
Then all I can recall is the bar as it’s starting to close.

(add the next verse is)
<O =""></O><O =""></O>
Wakeup the next morning, Wife with a corn row,
To my suprise, I'm wearing a bow.
If you have any snap, the location you know,
And if you have to think about it, just ask your beau.
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Kudos Flash

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Wakeup the next morning, Wife with a corn row,
To my suprise, I'm wearing a bow.
If you have any snap, the location you know,
And if you have to think about it, just ask your beau.


and the next verse is?????
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The twins must be giving you a break!
Beachnutt; I am officially BROKE!
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Okay all of you poets, this is just for fun because I have nothing better to do! LOL.

A Little Ditty...

The time has come for us to go.
We board the plane; we’re sitting on the fourth row.
Land in <st1 ="">Cancun</st1>, our luggage in tow.
Green Light, Green Light, Green Light,
Through customs we blow.<o ="">

</o>Get to the resort, our reservations we show.
To our room we are escorted; we’re just going with the flow.
A King size bed and a swan with a bow,
Looks like heaven, how could we know?<o =""></o>

We toss on our suits and get rid of the clothes,
Grab our towels, and put sunscreen where it goes.
The beach is beautiful, a perfect spot we chose.
The sand is warm and feels great between our toes.

The waiter arrived, brought drinks with a rose
They taste awesome! We’ll have two more of those.
Before you know it, we’re sucking through a hose;
What great efficiency the bartender shows!

The next few hours in time are froze,
Sooo many tequila shots; some through our nose,
I remember the contest where our boobs we did expose
Then all I can recall is the bar as it’s starting to close.

(and the next verse is)
<o =""></o><o =""></o>
I awoke the next morning to the sound of crows
Have I died? It's possible, I suppose,
I am in Playa del Carmen, where it never snows
and where it makes the best of us act like HO's.
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last verse

Next thing I know I'm rising to pee,
Head is throbbing,it's 5 past three.
Do we have a tour planned today?
Hope not-cause in bed I must lay.
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Okay all of you poets, this is just for fun because I have nothing better to do! LOL.

A Little Ditty...

The time has come for us to go.
We board the plane; we’re sitting on the fourth row.
Land in <ST1 ="">Cancun</ST1>, our luggage in tow.
Green Light, Green Light, Green Light,
Through customs we blow.<O ="">

</O>Get to the resort, our reservations we show.
To our room we are escorted; we’re just going with the flow.
A King size bed and a swan with a bow,
Looks like heaven, how could we know?<O =""></O>

We toss on our suits and get rid of the clothes,
Grab our towels, and put sunscreen where it goes.
The beach is beautiful, a perfect spot we chose.
The sand is warm and feels great between our toes.

The waiter arrived, brought drinks with a rose
They taste awesome! We’ll have two more of those.
Before you know it, we’re sucking through a hose;
What great efficiency the bartender shows!

The next few hours in time are froze,
Sooo many tequila shots; some through our nose,
I remember the contest where our boobs we did expose
Then all I can recall is the bar as it’s starting to close.

(and the next verse is)
<O =""></O><O =""></O>
Woke up this morning with Turkey in my clothes,
cranberries in my hair and dressing between my toes.
The throbbing in my head grows and grows
The sheep in the corner...bah...bah...Who KNOWS?
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