Things that make you say Oh SHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Big Kahuna · 11-15-2004

Things that make you go Oh SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

**sctx** · 11-15-2004

I'd post a pic of a broken tequila bottle .... but I don't have one, I can only picture it in my head

Big Kahuna · 11-15-2004

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I'd post a pic of a broken tequila bottle .... but I don't have one, I can only picture it in my head

Yep...me too. I can only picture it in my head. Can't say a Tequila bottle ever got broken on my watch.

Big Kahuna · 11-15-2004

Oh SHHHHHHHHH

some more.

Nerak936 · 11-15-2004

Of COURSE this has to do with cats!! It's from me, isn't it??

A fellow forum member got a real chuckle out of this one the other day....

BUT SHE SAID, "THE LINE CUT"!!

Here is Mark's story about this photo: "My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. When she lived in the south she'd take her cats to the groomers to have what is called a Line Cut, which is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled).

"When she moved to Chicago, the fur on one of the cats got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price ($80) as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her.

"She cried for a week...but not as much as the cat. It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had."

Seakony · 11-15-2004

That cat really looks P-Off

jx2 · 11-15-2004

Too funny karen!!.

That poor cat looks miserable. Ive never seen a lion cut before. Great cool pics BK.

**Bumper** · 11-15-2004

This gives you some idea of what we'll be escaping from next February 18. That white SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! (We live just about smack dap in the middle of that picture. You can't quite make out our house in this picture...so you'll have to take my word for the fact that I was standing in our driveway, waving.

tesa001 · 11-22-2004

dropping a whole platter of ribs, and sausage on the way back in from the smokey.......

i swear to god, i have never seen my husband move so fast in all my life...........he was like lightning.............

we ate them too.............

tesa

**tommy** · 11-22-2004

Dropping the tequila!!!!!

Big Kahuna · 11-29-2004

Never Tick Off A Texas Woman (OH SHHHHHHHH)

A East Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You can do whatever you want!

**sctx** · 11-29-2004

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Originally Posted by sun seekers

Dropping the tequila!!!!!

That was me sayin that !!!
i believe your exact words were "This isn't good !!" ... maybe there was an O.S !!! first and i just didn't hear it

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Big Kahuna añejo Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In a land far far away Posts: 1,590	Oh SHHHHHHH in Texas Never Tick Off A Texas Woman (OH SHHHHHHHH) A East Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You can do whatever you want! Last edited by Big Kahuna; 11-29-2004 at 03:07 PM.

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11-15-2004	#2 (permalink)
sctx political anarchist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Body in San Marcos Tx....Tankah in my mind Posts: 27,793	I'd post a pic of a broken tequila bottle .... but I don't have one, I can only picture it in my head

11-15-2004	#5 (permalink)
Nerak936 Cat-Lovin Nerak Bead Lady Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 18,635	Of COURSE this has to do with cats!! It's from me, isn't it?? A fellow forum member got a real chuckle out of this one the other day.... BUT SHE SAID, "THE LINE CUT"!! Here is Mark's story about this photo: "My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. When she lived in the south she'd take her cats to the groomers to have what is called a Line Cut, which is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled). "When she moved to Chicago, the fur on one of the cats got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price ($80) as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her. "She cried for a week...but not as much as the cat. It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had."

11-15-2004	#6 (permalink)
Seakony añejo Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: no longer in Mesquite with nothing to do Posts: 10,148	That cat really looks P-Off

11-15-2004	#7 (permalink)
jx2 añejo Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Pac. NW. Posts: 3,950	Too funny karen!!. That poor cat looks miserable. Ive never seen a lion cut before. Great cool pics BK.

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Bumper Class Clown Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 9,692	This gives you some idea of what we'll be escaping from next February 18. That white SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! (We live just about smack dap in the middle of that picture. You can't quite make out our house in this picture...so you'll have to take my word for the fact that I was standing in our driveway, waving.

11-22-2004	#9 (permalink)
tesa001 beachaholic Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: houston, texas Posts: 268	dropping a whole platter of ribs, and sausage on the way back in from the smokey....... i swear to god, i have never seen my husband move so fast in all my life...........he was like lightning............. we ate them too............. tesa

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tommy Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Austin Tx Posts: 12,216	Dropping the tequila!!!!!

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