You Know It's Time To Diet When....

RuthL · 11-24-2004

You dance and it makes the band skip.

+ You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.

+ You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

+ You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

+ Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

+ You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.

+ You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.

+ You could sell shade.

+ Your blood type is Ragu.

+ You need an appointment to attend an ' open house'.

Beachnutt719 · 11-24-2004

Very funny Ruth.

11-24-2004	#1 (permalink)
RuthL way into it Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 116	You Know It's Time To Diet When.... You dance and it makes the band skip. + You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live. + You put mayonnaise on an aspirin. + You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts. + Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side." + You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture. + You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth. + You could sell shade. + Your blood type is Ragu. + You need an appointment to attend an ' open house'.

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11-24-2004	#2 (permalink)
Beachnutt719 añejo Join Date: May 2004 Location: Upstate New York Posts: 3,972	Very funny Ruth.

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