Tis the Season

TAPPY · 11-26-2004

Fa la la la la la la la la la !!!!!

Thought I would start a thread for holiday photos, jokes, storys et all !!!!!

Nerak936 · 11-26-2004

Believe it or not, this is NOT a cat story!!!

Growing up, my family had a part beagle/part cocker spaniel, Willy, a small dog who looked like a black lab with weird ears. We were all out one afternoon close to Christmas, and Mom had wrapped up a bunch of presents and had them stacked in the corner of the den (I guess the tree wasn't up yet). Well, Willy, with her beagle nose, sniffed out a 2 lb. box of Whitman's chocolates. It was a box wrapped in cellophane and in gift wrap, yet she still found it.

She tore it open and ate the entire box. We found her lying on her side in the middle of the den surrounded by those brown crinkly chocolate wrappers, her stomach distended like you see on cartoon characters. We called the vet who said there was really nothing he could do and that, oh yeah, she might die from "sugar shock". Luckily she didn't, but considering how sick she was, she probably wished she did! I seem to recall her not showing any preference for chocolate from then on.....

TAPPY · 11-26-2004

For all the forum guys !!!

Maybe if you ask Santa he will give you a list of all the girls who have been naughty this year

(McKinzie ...take note)

Nerak936 · 11-26-2004

I wonder if there's any room left in Kinz's Little Black Book. You know... the one he has with the one-, two-, or three-star rating system included!!

**sctx** · 11-26-2004

yep... tis the season... too drive around like a total maniac with your cell phone to your ear, exhibiting total ignorance of all driving laws and common courtesy.... I just love Christmas !!! (this is just my "black friday ' rant, I'll be nice and civil till we get to Michaels house on New Years Eve)

mckinzie · 11-26-2004

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Originally Posted by TAPPY

For all the forum guys !!!

Maybe if you ask Santa he will give you a list of all the girls who have been naughty this year

(McKinzie ...take note)

I don't have time to think about women right now.

Just trying to decide if i want to go hunt bambi tomorrow or next week

Oh wait Santa just delivered my new desktop pc, a Dell 8400

Double the pleasure double the fun

ps,
My buddy did offer me a blind date for tonight.

Nerak936 · 11-26-2004

Run, Bambi, run!!!!!!

Are you going on the date??? Huh??? Huh????? Seeing as how she's blind, she won't notice all that freaky paint on your face.

**sctx** · 11-26-2004

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Originally Posted by mckinzie

Just trying to decide if i want to go hunt bambi tomorrow or next week

I can save you the trouble, I can go snatch a couple outta the front yard and ship them to you...... or is bambi a new hip codeword for Hooters girls ???

Lil G don't let me hunt them no more

mckinzie · 11-26-2004

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Originally Posted by Nerak936

Run, Bambi, run!!!!!!

Are you going on the date??? Huh??? Huh????? Seeing as how she's blind, she won't notice all that freaky paint on your face.

I passed on the blind date. The last blind date my buddy set me up on was
terrible. She was already talkin Marriage

Run Mck run.

mckinzie · 11-26-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by sctx

I can save you the trouble, I can go snatch a couple outta the front yard and ship them to you...... or is bambi a new hip codeword for Hooters girls ???

Lil G don't let me hunt them no more

But i'm sure will partake in some smoked backstrap right.

We put it off until next Saturday.

mckinzie · 11-26-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by TAPPY

For all the forum guys !!!

Maybe if you ask Santa he will give you a list of all the girls who have been naughty this year

(McKinzie ...take note)

Can you supersize that pic for me?

**Susie Q Roo** · 11-26-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by mckinzie

Run Mck run.

WannaBeach · 11-27-2004

[quote=sctx]I can save you the trouble, I can go snatch a couple outta the front yard and ship them to you...... or is bambi a new hip codeword for Hooters girls ???

Lil G don't let me hunt them no more

WannaBeach · 11-27-2004

Tried to post a picture but didn't work. Have to go now but will try later...Sorry.

Beachnutt719 · 11-27-2004

My favorite holiday pic.

11-26-2004	#1 (permalink)
TAPPY añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Louisiana Posts: 14,832	Tis the Season Fa la la la la la la la la la !!!!! Thought I would start a thread for holiday photos, jokes, storys et all !!!!!

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WannaBeach ruined Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 92	Bambi in my front yard [quote=sctx]I can save you the trouble, I can go snatch a couple outta the front yard and ship them to you...... or is bambi a new hip codeword for Hooters girls ??? Lil G don't let me hunt them no more Last edited by WannaBeach : 11-27-2004 at 09:16 AM.

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11-26-2004	#2 (permalink)
Nerak936 =^. " .^= Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 18,461	Believe it or not, this is NOT a cat story!!! Growing up, my family had a part beagle/part cocker spaniel, Willy, a small dog who looked like a black lab with weird ears. We were all out one afternoon close to Christmas, and Mom had wrapped up a bunch of presents and had them stacked in the corner of the den (I guess the tree wasn't up yet). Well, Willy, with her beagle nose, sniffed out a 2 lb. box of Whitman's chocolates. It was a box wrapped in cellophane and in gift wrap, yet she still found it. She tore it open and ate the entire box. We found her lying on her side in the middle of the den surrounded by those brown crinkly chocolate wrappers, her stomach distended like you see on cartoon characters. We called the vet who said there was really nothing he could do and that, oh yeah, she might die from "sugar shock". Luckily she didn't, but considering how sick she was, she probably wished she did! I seem to recall her not showing any preference for chocolate from then on.....

11-26-2004	#3 (permalink)
TAPPY añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Louisiana Posts: 14,832	For all the forum guys !!! Maybe if you ask Santa he will give you a list of all the girls who have been naughty this year (McKinzie ...take note)

11-26-2004	#4 (permalink)
Nerak936 =^. " .^= Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 18,461	I wonder if there's any room left in Kinz's Little Black Book. You know... the one he has with the one-, two-, or three-star rating system included!!

11-26-2004	#5 (permalink)
sctx Moniker Morpher Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Body in San Marcos Tx....Tankah in my mind Posts: 26,832	yep... tis the season... too drive around like a total maniac with your cell phone to your ear, exhibiting total ignorance of all driving laws and common courtesy.... I just love Christmas !!! (this is just my "black friday ' rant, I'll be nice and civil till we get to Michaels house on New Years Eve)

11-26-2004	#7 (permalink)
Nerak936 =^. " .^= Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 18,461	Run, Bambi, run!!!!!! Are you going on the date??? Huh??? Huh????? Seeing as how she's blind, she won't notice all that freaky paint on your face.

11-27-2004	#14 (permalink)
WannaBeach ruined Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 92	Tried to post a picture but didn't work. Have to go now but will try later...Sorry.

11-27-2004	#15 (permalink)
Beachnutt719 añejo Join Date: May 2004 Location: Upstate New York Posts: 3,972	My favorite holiday pic.

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