Slick Has Been Sharknapped

[TAPPY]

Just curious......did the kiddnappers demand any Tequila for ransom...??????

[Beachwolverine]

Can't say I've ever slept with him... is he cute ???

Slick,

Didn't realize you were so promiscuous. Go to Kenny's site here:

http://kids.discovery.com/fansites/k...ytheshark.html

[Angelina]

WELLLLLL?! Is Tyra going to give in to the kidnappers demands? Are the kidnappers ever going to make any demands? Where is Slick now? Is he alright? Was this all some sort of hoax meant to amuse members of the Agave Liberation Front? Is Slick involved in the plot? Which Slick is the imposter? What is going on? I'm worried and confused! Where is Slick? I need answers!

[Bumper]

Originally Posted by Tyramania

Open Message to the kidnappers:
Please, a proof of life. Show that you wish to negotiate in good faith - provide a proof of life.

Careful what you ask for, Tyra. These vile creatures might just decide to cut off a sharky body part to send to you as proof of the Slickster's current condition and continuing captivity, and I don't believe we want to think what effect that would have on the poor fish's health. Just picture it...they chop off a fin, Slick emits a sound akin to a shark fart...flies around the room a few times...and settles into a pathetic puddle on the floor. Take their word for it, pay the ransom, get the poor boy back into circulation. Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the waterbed. ("Bum-bum, bum-bum, bum-bum...I think we need a bigger boat!")

[Nerak936]

Geeeez..... there's just so much stress this time of year.... now I have to worry about a blow-up shark's safety on top of it all??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!

[slick]

TYYYYYYRRRRRAAAAAA !!!!!!


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[Bumper]

Originally Posted by slick

TYYYYYYRRRRRAAAAAA !!!!!!


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Hey...the Slickster is a soul brother! Re-tired, just like me!! Or did he mistake that off-road doughnut as an inflatable friend and yet another opportunity for a romantic assignation? Who's zoomin' who? (Thank you, Pointer Sister fans)

[Critter]

Hey I recognize that wheel, I saw it in Dallas....

[Homie]

Psssst! Kidnappers? Slick? Buehler? Someone?

If you're out there Slick, Make your way back to your Central Texas family for Christmas. Sctx and LilG miss you and want you home for the Holidays. Hurry home!

See you in Playa Bro!