Vagabonds Trip report day 1 & 2

[Big Kahuna]

Okay Vag, I am expecting "more detail" when you get back. No hints...real detail...

I like voyerism

[james]

Originally Posted by Nerak936

C'mon!! Kinda generalizing about an entire country's female population, aren't you??

Andiline (Andrea) is from Germany - met her last May at a Playa.Info meet where we all chatted, laughed, bar-hopped, and had numerous cocktails..... she's a LOT of FUN to be with!!

self-deprecating humor, I believe. check the "location" of the poster.

[Nerak936]

Originally Posted by james

self-deprecating humor, I believe. check the "location" of the poster.

James: I'm not so much of a "duh" that I didn't notice the location... But I didn't get the impression that "mersi" is a woman, did you?? Thus the term "self-deprecating humor" would not apply. To me it sounds like a German man dissin' the German women. Shame on him!

[Mikey]

Hey vagabond you are taking pics right? I cant imagine you and Mckinzie down there at the same time. The ladies would not have a chance.

[SarahB]

Originally Posted by Nerak936

James: I'm not so much of a "duh" that I didn't notice the location... But I didn't get the impression that "mersi" is a woman, did you?? Thus the term "self-deprecating humor" would not apply. To me it sounds like a German man dissin' the German women. Shame on him!

I also got the impression that Mersi is a guy. Would a German girl really say that about most German girls?!

[vagabond]

Well guys and girls it all caught up with me lastnight. I got hammerd at the beach yesterday with a new crew. The swiss crew I spoke of yesterday. This one girl in the crew had some serious game. She is the Ibiza traveler type, so I learned some new tricks from her. It was a chapter right out of this book I am reading now. Its called, "Bringing down the house". Its about some top M.I.T students who dropped out and played professional blackjack, and they made millions counting cards.

So anyway she is sitting at the beach. Shades on, and had a very high end fashion look. Oval face, eyebrows done professional, the whole lot.
So after a few gazes, I finally go in for the chat, and she bites. I get her all excited about what she stumbled onto and she went back and got her gay friend (a man) and a hot smooth Italian swiss girl. So after the DJ layed down some tunes and the drinks started flowing - she opened up.

Then out of nowhere this Rico-pretty boy shows up and chats her up hard. And he brings some more of his models friends. I am basically out of my league at this point. I mean and I am sporting a -6 pack. I think these guys were french so they played the game very well. But no worries, the lady I took out to dinner the other night was their too, so I didn't look totaly stupid. And the lady i was with looked better than her too, lol.

So we all flowed and I told them to meet me at Om later that night.
This is where it got tricky. Later in the day I met a slovick girl and a tall, sweet, innocent finnish girl. I told both of them to meet me at " The ****** and 10:30pm. I had to stagger the times just in case her hand was better than mine. This is where it gets really funny. The swiss girl shows up with her Italian friend. who I might ad was more my type than her. They arrived at 10pm, and I sat there and watched the finnish girl walk pass us on the way to the BP at 10:30pm. It was perfect timeing, because at 10:30pm. Rico showed up with his other model friend. I was smiliing inside. because she tried to play that hand on me. I simply focused more on the italian girl, and bought them all drinks. Then out of no freakin where. Another guy shows up, and sits down next to her and Rico. And then it happens. they start kissing and making out infront of us all. I laughed and thought it was brilliant the way she played the game. But I had the last laugh, I excused myself, and went to the BP, and got my finnish ACE to come over and join us. She came over and they were shocked, that I had an ACE in my hand. We all chiiled, I paid for all their drinks, and told them thank you for meeting out for drinks. The girls all wanted to pay for their own drinks. I smilled and said, No worries, I got it.

Then me and my new friend left and went to a cuban club and danced all night. Thats how you play the game. Blackjack 21....Bingo.

own my way to the beach now, last night was a hard one. I canceled my catamaran trip until tommorow. Nothing but water for me the next few days.

guys I have been eating shrimp taco's every damn day. the spot you guys said to hit on the HWY, El oasis and the other place. La fuente or something like that. Where else can I get some good cheap real mexican food?

[mckinzie]

Originally Posted by vagabond

Well guys and girls it all caught up with me lastnight. I got hammerd at the beach yesterday with a new crew. The swiss crew I spoke of yesterday. This one girl in the crew had some serious game. She is the Ibiza traveler type, so I learned some new tricks from her. It was a chapter right out of this book I am reading now. Its called, "Bringing down the house". Its about some top M.I.T students who dropped out and played professional blackjack, and they made millions counting cards.

So anyway she is sitting at the beach. Shades on, and had a very high end fashion look. Oval face, eyebrows done professional, the whole lot.
So after a few gazes, I finally go in for the chat, and she bites. I get her all excited about what she stumbled onto and she went back and got her gay friend (a man) and a hot smooth Italian swiss girl. So after the DJ layed down some tunes and the drinks started flowing - she opened up.

Then out of nowhere this Rico-pretty boy shows up and chats her up hard. And he brings some more of his models friends. I am basically out of my league at this point. I mean and I am sporting a -6 pack. I think these guys were french so they played the game very well. But no worries, the lady I took out to dinner the other night was their too, so I didn't look totaly stupid. And the lady i was with looked better than her too, lol.

So we all flowed and I told them to meet me at Om later that night.
This is where it got tricky. Later in the day I met a slovick girl and a tall, sweet, innocent finnish girl. I told both of them to meet me at " The ****** and 10:30pm. I had to stagger the times just in case her hand was better than mine. This is where it gets really funny. The swiss girl shows up with her Italian friend. who I might ad was more my type than her. They arrived at 10pm, and I sat there and watched the finnish girl walk pass us on the way to the BP at 10:30pm. It was perfect timeing, because at 10:30pm. Rico showed up with his other model friend. I was smiliing inside. because she tried to play that hand on me. I simply focused more on the italian girl, and bought them all drinks. Then out of no freakin where. Another guy shows up, and sits down next to her and Rico. And then it happens. they start kissing and making out infront of us all. I laughed and thought it was brilliant the way she played the game. But I had the last laugh, I excused myself, and went to the BP, and got my finnish ACE to come over and join us. She came over and they were shocked, that I had an ACE in my hand. We all chiiled, I paid for all their drinks, and told them thank you for meeting out for drinks. The girls all wanted to pay for their own drinks. I smilled and said, No worries, I got it.

Then me and my new friend left and went to a cuban club and danced all night. Thats how you play the game. Blackjack 21....Bingo.

own my way to the beach now, last night was a hard one. I canceled my catamaran trip until tommorow. Nothing but water for me the next few days.

guys I have been eating shrimp taco's every damn day. the spot you guys said to hit on the HWY, El oasis and the other place. La fuente or something like that. Where else can I get some good cheap real mexican food?

Spoken like a true champ
Black Jack............ I like the way you didn't show her your cards.
Sounds like a script out of Lil Mck's book.
Player

[Mikey]

You guys are killin me.

[TAPPY]

I dont know if I believe all this....NO one is that big of a player ....are they ????????
McK ??????? come on you speak for the single guys ?????

Is this one of those Streckman-Ibunny type posts/ or the Krunk ???? or something like that ???

[Nerak936]

I believe Vagabond is probably in Playa. Other than that fact, I have my doubts.

I know there's a better analogy for this, but all I can come up with right now is "Barking Dogs Don't Bite". Ya hear me???

[SarahB]

Originally Posted by TAPPY

I dont know if I believe all this....NO one is that big of a player ....are they ????????
McK ??????? come on you speak for the single guys ?????

Is this one of those Streckman-Ibunny type posts/ or the Krunk ???? or something like that ???

Ha! I was thinking the same thing!

Originally Posted by Nerak936

I know there's a better analogy for this, but all I can come up with right now is "Barking Dogs Don't Bite". Ya hear me???

Too funny!

Do people really do this? Play games like this and refer to it as cards?! I am lost with the girls, groups, nationalities, body descriptions, and lingo Vagabond uses! I can't possibly imagine how difficult it is for him to keep it straight...and while being drunk!

[JohnG]

True or not true, it sure is entertaining!

Keep it coming VB

[TAPPY]

I just hope if it is true...he is a player who is playing smart !!! (using protection)

[denisea]

Ladies... I can't believe you're playing right into Vagabond's hands... you're reacting just as he wants... it's best to just ignore him... it's nothing more than a lot of hot air... but the guys seem to find it entertaining... so let them have their fun... there's no harm done.

[sctx]

Originally Posted by mckinzie

Spoken like a true champ
Black Jack............ I like the way you didn't show her your cards.
Sounds like a script out of Lil Mck's book.
Player

yeah, thats the one thing that sucked hangin out w/ you in May Kinz........all those damn women throwin themselves down on the street in front of you... it was quite dangerous trying to step over them all the time ... can you ease up on those poor girls at New Years, they're so young and naive ????