Vagabonds Trip report day 1 & 2 - Page 3

vagabond · 11-29-2004

I see there are few people on here, who get it. To the ones that don't read my post from last year. I sold timeshares here and In europe. Plus I lived in Malta, Playa and in Australia for 5 years. The things I do and see, you dream of I bet.

why would any 38 year old get on here and lie. I would really like it, if the people who think I am a fake stop reading my post. You do nothing but show me, that your life if a bore. I ask you one more time, who has time to sit online and tell stories.

When ever I write I speak from the heart. I have
not had sex with tons of girls here in Playa. But I sure am damn interesting enough to walk up to people and hold a conversation.

I was married to an Argentine for a few years, and have dated women from all over the wolrd. I prefer to date non-american women by the way. I bet the player haters don't even go topless - do you?

I will let you off the hook this time,ok? But never tell me, my life experices are fake. If you knew anything about playa you would know that the places I have been makes it impossible not to meet sexy model types. They don't run around all day trying to save 3 pesos on a taco.

Om is one of the newest places and they attract nothing but model types. The beach at 28street only cater to fit, sexy women from what I can see.

Also just to let you know, this is nothing new to me. I lived in South Beach back in 1994, when real models used to hang out there. including Micky Rourk and Nick Cage to name a few.

If you were in New York what cafe would you visit to chat up models. If you were in my city Chicago where would you go for a drink, and Playa type girls.

I know I sound shallow, but give me a break. Talking to people is very..very easy. I bet if I sat you down at a resort table and talked to you about the property for 90 minutes, you would drop 30k, right there and then. Oh, but I guess that isn't possible to right.

Did you know that in Sydney, Australia the 'W' hotel is the hottest place to meet models or wanna bees? Did you know that Bondi beach during the summer could have maybe 4,000 people on the beach at one time?
Did you know that Punte Del Este, Uragauy, is the hottest place to be during New years eve.

Just having fun here, but just so you know its all real baby. it can happen in Playa and its not as hard as you think it is baby.

I just back from the beach and the swiss crew was there. I said hello, and I guess they assumed I was going to rock on up with a beach chair. I just said see you later, got a damn burger and a full body massage.

Tonight I am going to kick it in Little italy. By far the hottest girls are chillin from 24th street on up.

You see there is one thing all people have in common on vacation. They all want to escape their current situation. They want to leave reality and enter the Zone - the playa vibe.

All you need to do hear is know where the DJ's are playing. And they act as your instrument. The subliminal messages you might hear in a hot house cut. The sound of a drum beating, and a woman screaming an orgasmic melody.

So please turn back on the Jerry Springer show and get out your butter peacan ice cream and chill.

To the guys who know whats really up. I will give you the number of a local lady I have been hanging with at the beach. She is cool, sexy and will lead you to the promise land. And get this, she has a ton of money. Non of what I need or will ask for... I enjoy taking out a sexy female, and paying. Its all apart of the game.

Guys when you get your¨Playa fix and you want to take it to a level thats mental. You must visit Malta, Italy and Ibiza. Its real, not a dream it can happen. Australia alone I could write a book on, and we will not even try and touch Sweden. Damn was that place a blast......

So once again, this is your leson for today non-belivers.
"Hate the game, not the player" .........

Playa is real, no reason to misrepresent. Cheers.....

I am doing this with a smile on my face by the way. We are all just peices to the puzzle of life.......

Mikey · 11-29-2004

Jerry Springer? Butter Pecan ice cream. Is that what you think the people who post on this forum watch and eat. You must be trippin.

**denisea** · 11-29-2004

Actually, I loathe Jerry Springer. I prefer Java Chip ice cream myself... as I'm a chocolate and coffee junky. As for trippin... I gave that up back in the 80s.

**sctx** · 11-29-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by denisea

I prefer Java Chip ice cream myself... as I'm a chocolate and coffee junky.

well, at the PCTRTR... I mean PlayaCrew Bandit Golf Tourney next year, I'll turn you on to our Bluebell Cookies and Cream

TAPPY · 11-29-2004

All in fun Vbound...I find your trip report amusing !!!!

I cant say I believe all of it, but it is really fun to read.

I consider my self properly chastised !
I hope you have a great time to Playa....

every one deserves a fun vacation !!!!

SCTX...BlueBell.... the best ice cream in the country !!!! Try Mardi Gras Flavor !!!!

(this should get me at least one vote for the peacemaker award huh ????)

Mikey · 11-29-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by sctx

well, at the PCTRTR... I mean PlayaCrew Bandit Golf Tourney next year, I'll turn you on to our Bluebell Cookies and Cream

How do you sign up for that. May I play PLEASE!

**denisea** · 11-29-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by tstar

How do you sign up for that. May I play PLEASE!

Sure you can play in the tourney with Keith while the rest of us are floatin down the river. :p

**sctx** · 11-29-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by tstar

How do you sign up for that. May I play PLEASE!

shhhhh, thats Denise's codeword for the next Toobin Regatta so she can sucker Keith into making the trip ( I figure I can contribute getting my ass kicked at golf to help Denise out a little)

Mikey · 11-29-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by sctx

shhhhh, thats Denise's codeword for the next Toobin Regatta so she can sucker Keith into making the trip ( I figure I can contribute getting my ass kicked at golf to help Denise out a little)

Why cant you do both?

mersi · 11-29-2004

@ Nerak936, sbursey:
Yes, I am a guy. And believe me or not, but I know a lot of German girls 'cause of living (t)here. And the pity is, that many of them (as well as the boys, of course!) are a little bit "uptight". There is a saying that Germans has to go down in the basement for laughing. And sometimes its true.
That's all.

I don't want to start a flamewar! Therefore i wrote the ";-)"

@ vagabond:
I don't like Malta except for learning English or for diving near Gozo. And the beaches are really bad. But that doesn't matter...
Keep on writing and good luck in becoming her Italian stallion ;-)

Mikey · 11-29-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by denisea

Sure you can play in the tourney with Keith while the rest of us are floatin down the river. :p

Ummmmmmm, I want to do both. I dont want to have to choose one or the other. Is that possible.

**denisea** · 11-29-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by tstar

Why cant you do both?

You can... I'm just messing with you. Golf is always a sure fire way to get Keith to go anywhere other than Playa... otherwise I travel solo.

Mikey · 11-29-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by denisea

You can... I'm just messing with you. Golf is always a sure fire way to get Keith to go anywhere other than Playa... otherwise I travel solo.

A weekend of Golf and Tubing it puts a big smile on my face.

Nerak936 · 11-29-2004

Hmmmmmm....... what can I say......

Seems Vagabond is having a good time - more power to ya, dude. But ya gotta admit that your posting style, together with the detailed info which is ALL about the women you are meeting, is a bit, shall I say, out of the norm here?? Thus, it just doesn't come across as REAL. Sure, talk it up... I'm sure many are getting a kick out of it.

But aren't you also missing out on all the other wonderful aspects of Playa?? The culture, the history, the ocean, the snorkeling, the sites??? The area has so much to offer - lots more than merely drinking and chattin' up chicks. Perhaps that "other stuff" doesn't give you opportunity enough to meet sexy women?

You list your location as Playa but you obviously don't live there, and in your recent post you said "my city Chicago". Why not list Chicago as your location?

As for me, I never watched an episode of Springer, have a great life, a great job, and work hard for the $$ it takes to go to Playa. We love it there; don't want to vacation anywhere else. But as yet, we've not encountered the bevy of Victoria Secrets models you seem to find in hordes on the beach every day. As for your topless comment, would exposing my breasts in public make me tend to believe your trip reports more?? That one did give me a laugh.

Try to leave a few of those beautiful models in Playa unscathed so Kinz can have a shot at 'em.

**sctx** · 11-29-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by tstar

A weekend of Golf and Tubing it puts a big smile on my face.

well shag your ass down to the range then and i'll add the tourney to the events list

..... guess the chicks can go to the outlet mall for the day... as soon as they realize there is a bar there, we won't have to worry about them spending all the money on shopping and they will be easy to locate when we're done.

11-29-2004	#31 (permalink)
vagabond way into it Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 194	Vagabond here with some knowledge for ya! I see there are few people on here, who get it. To the ones that don't read my post from last year. I sold timeshares here and In europe. Plus I lived in Malta, Playa and in Australia for 5 years. The things I do and see, you dream of I bet. why would any 38 year old get on here and lie. I would really like it, if the people who think I am a fake stop reading my post. You do nothing but show me, that your life if a bore. I ask you one more time, who has time to sit online and tell stories. When ever I write I speak from the heart. I have not had sex with tons of girls here in Playa. But I sure am damn interesting enough to walk up to people and hold a conversation. I was married to an Argentine for a few years, and have dated women from all over the wolrd. I prefer to date non-american women by the way. I bet the player haters don't even go topless - do you? I will let you off the hook this time,ok? But never tell me, my life experices are fake. If you knew anything about playa you would know that the places I have been makes it impossible not to meet sexy model types. They don't run around all day trying to save 3 pesos on a taco. Om is one of the newest places and they attract nothing but model types. The beach at 28street only cater to fit, sexy women from what I can see. Also just to let you know, this is nothing new to me. I lived in South Beach back in 1994, when real models used to hang out there. including Micky Rourk and Nick Cage to name a few. If you were in New York what cafe would you visit to chat up models. If you were in my city Chicago where would you go for a drink, and Playa type girls. I know I sound shallow, but give me a break. Talking to people is very..very easy. I bet if I sat you down at a resort table and talked to you about the property for 90 minutes, you would drop 30k, right there and then. Oh, but I guess that isn't possible to right. Did you know that in Sydney, Australia the 'W' hotel is the hottest place to meet models or wanna bees? Did you know that Bondi beach during the summer could have maybe 4,000 people on the beach at one time? Did you know that Punte Del Este, Uragauy, is the hottest place to be during New years eve. Just having fun here, but just so you know its all real baby. it can happen in Playa and its not as hard as you think it is baby. I just back from the beach and the swiss crew was there. I said hello, and I guess they assumed I was going to rock on up with a beach chair. I just said see you later, got a damn burger and a full body massage. Tonight I am going to kick it in Little italy. By far the hottest girls are chillin from 24th street on up. You see there is one thing all people have in common on vacation. They all want to escape their current situation. They want to leave reality and enter the Zone - the playa vibe. All you need to do hear is know where the DJ's are playing. And they act as your instrument. The subliminal messages you might hear in a hot house cut. The sound of a drum beating, and a woman screaming an orgasmic melody. So please turn back on the Jerry Springer show and get out your butter peacan ice cream and chill. To the guys who know whats really up. I will give you the number of a local lady I have been hanging with at the beach. She is cool, sexy and will lead you to the promise land. And get this, she has a ton of money. Non of what I need or will ask for... I enjoy taking out a sexy female, and paying. Its all apart of the game. Guys when you get your¨Playa fix and you want to take it to a level thats mental. You must visit Malta, Italy and Ibiza. Its real, not a dream it can happen. Australia alone I could write a book on, and we will not even try and touch Sweden. Damn was that place a blast...... So once again, this is your leson for today non-belivers. "Hate the game, not the player" ......... Playa is real, no reason to misrepresent. Cheers..... I am doing this with a smile on my face by the way. We are all just peices to the puzzle of life....... __________________ "God made me Funky" Last edited by vagabond; 11-29-2004 at 06:56 PM..

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11-29-2004	#32 (permalink)
Mikey he likes it! Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 16,260	Jerry Springer? Butter Pecan ice cream. Is that what you think the people who post on this forum watch and eat. You must be trippin.

11-29-2004	#33 (permalink)
denisea Forum Goddess Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: On the road to ruins... Posts: 7,025	Actually, I loathe Jerry Springer. I prefer Java Chip ice cream myself... as I'm a chocolate and coffee junky. As for trippin... I gave that up back in the 80s.

11-29-2004	#35 (permalink)
TAPPY añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Louisiana Posts: 15,424	All in fun Vbound...I find your trip report amusing !!!! I cant say I believe all of it, but it is really fun to read. I consider my self properly chastised ! I hope you have a great time to Playa.... every one deserves a fun vacation !!!! SCTX...BlueBell.... the best ice cream in the country !!!! Try Mardi Gras Flavor !!!! (this should get me at least one vote for the peacemaker award huh ????)

11-29-2004	#40 (permalink)
mersi sandflea Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Muenster, Germany Posts: 6	@ Nerak936, sbursey: Yes, I am a guy. And believe me or not, but I know a lot of German girls 'cause of living (t)here. And the pity is, that many of them (as well as the boys, of course!) are a little bit "uptight". There is a saying that Germans has to go down in the basement for laughing. And sometimes its true. That's all. I don't want to start a flamewar! Therefore i wrote the ";-)" @ vagabond: I don't like Malta except for learning English or for diving near Gozo. And the beaches are really bad. But that doesn't matter... Keep on writing and good luck in becoming her Italian stallion ;-)

11-29-2004	#44 (permalink)
Nerak936 añejo Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 18,890	Hmmmmmm....... what can I say...... Seems Vagabond is having a good time - more power to ya, dude. But ya gotta admit that your posting style, together with the detailed info which is ALL about the women you are meeting, is a bit, shall I say, out of the norm here?? Thus, it just doesn't come across as REAL. Sure, talk it up... I'm sure many are getting a kick out of it. But aren't you also missing out on all the other wonderful aspects of Playa?? The culture, the history, the ocean, the snorkeling, the sites??? The area has so much to offer - lots more than merely drinking and chattin' up chicks. Perhaps that "other stuff" doesn't give you opportunity enough to meet sexy women? You list your location as Playa but you obviously don't live there, and in your recent post you said "my city Chicago". Why not list Chicago as your location? As for me, I never watched an episode of Springer, have a great life, a great job, and work hard for the $$ it takes to go to Playa. We love it there; don't want to vacation anywhere else. But as yet, we've not encountered the bevy of Victoria Secrets models you seem to find in hordes on the beach every day. As for your topless comment, would exposing my breasts in public make me tend to believe your trip reports more?? That one did give me a laugh. Try to leave a few of those beautiful models in Playa unscathed so Kinz can have a shot at 'em.