A work associate of mine was talking up his newly single friend to me and another single gal in the office. He was going to bring him into the office, introduce us to him, and then see if either one of us was interested in him. Now, he told us that this guy had no clue that he was being assessed.
The day came and we both met him...nice enough guy but not my type. Went back to my desk and forgot about it all until a few hours later when my work associate and his friend returned from lunch. I was walking past his office when I heard my name, so of course, I stopped. It became quite obvious that the friend was there to assess us as well. He said I clearly wasn't his type as I was BLONDE (yep...was blonde for awhile there)

and I was short too!! Of course, I stuck my head in and asked how lunch was!
I know I shouldn't have been insulted but the kicker is that he went out with the other single gal in the office, a tall BLONDE! They went out on a few dates (he took her to some really nice dinners) and he fell for her, but little did he know that she was already 1 month pregnant with another guy's baby.