What is your Porn Name? - Page 4

**sctx** · 12-09-2004

Whitey Williams.... Whitey Willie for short I guess

**denisea** · 12-09-2004

I would be Pepper Endress.

When I was a kid my dentist's name was Dr Mangels and my orthopedic surgeon was Dr Hacksaw. And when I worked at the ad agency we all nearly died laughing when we were putting together a monthly newsletter for one of our clients... because the name in the caption for one of the photos was "Dick Holder"... if it had been me I would have gone by anything but the name "Dick".

**tommy** · 12-09-2004

Pancho Cheney..

**SunKneeMarie** · 12-09-2004

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Originally Posted by sctx

Whitey Williams.... Whitey Willie for short I guess

Looks like someone's overdue for some Playa sun!

Softy57 · 12-09-2004

Shiner McNeil-sounds like I should be a boxer,or moonshiner?

mckinzie · 12-09-2004

Zsa Zsa Mckinzie

beachenit · 12-09-2004

My friends father in-laws name is Dick poynter. I just about fell off my chair laughing when I saw the invitation.

mellory · 12-09-2004

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Originally Posted by Bumper

I cannot believe this entry has not drawn a veritable avalanche of reaction!! I myself has resisted the urge to comment...I like to leave the easy ones, preferring a bit more of a challenge, but come along people....think about it!! It's like a 60 MPH fastball coming across the middle of the plate. You should all be taking out the front three rows of seats with a floater like this one. Oh, my children, I've obviously failed miserably in your instruction. I'm going back to my cave for a rest.

Bumper, please forgive me, I've failed you miserably. I will carry the guilt around my neck like wieght of shame for days to come. I would like to consider myself one of your disciples, but clearly I am not worthy. How can I possibly make it up to you?

**Bumper** · 12-09-2004

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Originally Posted by mellory

Bumper, please forgive me, I've failed you miserably. I will carry the guilt around my neck like wieght of shame for days to come. I would like to consider myself one of your disciples, but clearly I am not worthy. How can I possibly make it up to you?

Alas, the fault is not yours, Grasshopper. The guilt and shame lies with me. I have obviously been woefully lacking in my role as a mentor. Mea culpa, mea culpa. It seems apparent that a session of remedial tuition will be required. Perhaps a programme of study to be held in conjunction with the Playa del Carmen Beach O-LIMP-XX next March. I must take time to consider what steps I must take to augment your instruction and broaden your enlightenment.

mellory · 12-09-2004

What if I can walk the length of rice paper without leaving a mark?

**denisea** · 12-10-2004

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Originally Posted by mckinzie

Zsa Zsa Mckinzie

LOL! Now that is funny! We're sure to have fun with that one over the holidays. :p

Big Kahuna · 12-10-2004

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Originally Posted by mckinzie

Zsa Zsa Mckinzie

I agree with "D" on this one. Too much fun to be had with Zsa Zsa!
Kinz - that has to be number one so far

Rissask · 12-10-2004

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Whitey Williams.... Whitey Willie for short I guess

Yup....he must need more sun...

Tyramania · 12-10-2004

Mom's maiden name was Smith, leaving me with three boring porn name options....

Ethyl Smith
Cami Smith
Maxwell Smith

I want a GOOD porn name!

- Tyra

ShootinBlanks · 12-10-2004

Mine would be Otis Robertson.

12-09-2004	#46 (permalink)
sctx Reality Skeptic Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Body in San Marcos Tx....Tankah in my mind Posts: 28,813	Whitey Williams.... Whitey Willie for short I guess

12-09-2004	#47 (permalink)
denisea Forum Goddess Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: On the road to ruins... Posts: 7,025	I would be Pepper Endress. When I was a kid my dentist's name was Dr Mangels and my orthopedic surgeon was Dr Hacksaw. And when I worked at the ad agency we all nearly died laughing when we were putting together a monthly newsletter for one of our clients... because the name in the caption for one of the photos was "Dick Holder"... if it had been me I would have gone by anything but the name "Dick".

12-09-2004	#48 (permalink)
tommy Rastamon Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Austin Tx Posts: 12,413	Pancho Cheney..

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Softy57 añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Massachusetts,U.S.A. Posts: 1,701	Shiner McNeil-sounds like I should be a boxer,or moonshiner?

12-09-2004	#51 (permalink)
mckinzie lightweight Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Highland Village,Tx (Kinz Standard Time) Posts: 13,552	Zsa Zsa Mckinzie

12-09-2004	#52 (permalink)
beachenit beachaholic Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: minneapolis, mn Posts: 391	My friends father in-laws name is Dick poynter. I just about fell off my chair laughing when I saw the invitation.

12-09-2004	#55 (permalink)
mellory way into it Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: michigan Posts: 155	What if I can walk the length of rice paper without leaving a mark?

12-10-2004	#59 (permalink)
Tyramania life=playa Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Playa Del Carmen ! Posts: 807	Mom's maiden name was Smith, leaving me with three boring porn name options.... Ethyl Smith Cami Smith Maxwell Smith I want a GOOD porn name! - Tyra

12-10-2004	#60 (permalink)
ShootinBlanks toe in water Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Indiana Posts: 45	Mine would be Otis Robertson.

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