What is your Porn Name? - Page 5

**sctx** · 12-10-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyramania

I want a GOOD porn name!

- Tyra

something with "Chubbie" in it maybe??? :p

Angelina · 12-10-2004

My name would be Fluffy Bouse. Not very porn sounding!

If I used the other formula I would be Dawn Coronado. Much better!

Michael · 12-10-2004

Mine would be Teddy Corbet. If I made a career change I would probably stick with Holmes as it already has name recognition in the aforementioned industry.

And to follow DeniseA’s lead with the name anecdotes. We used to have a customer at another company called Mike Hunt. We worked in a factory and whenever he visited people would be asking for him to be paged with a suspiciously high frequency. …..and the switch board lady never changed the page to use the name Michael Hunt or Mr. Hunt once, and she would always run the two words together and never add emphasis to the H or anything like that.
It was just too funny for me……..all day I would hear these requests across the paging system. Gems like these.
”Mr Smith, please meet Mike Hunt in the lobby”
“International call for Mike Hunt”

I never did hear “If anyone has seen Mike Hunt please call the operator”. But that was probably because I was already doubled up laughing.

PolarBare1 · 12-10-2004

Buddy Allen... sounds more like a talk show host than a porn star

**denisea** · 12-10-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by michaelholmes

And to follow DeniseA’s lead with the name anecdotes. We used to have a customer at another company called Mike Hunt. We worked in a factory and whenever he visited people would be asking for him to be paged with a suspiciously high frequency. …..and the switch board lady never changed the page to use the name Michael Hunt or Mr. Hunt once, and she would always run the two words together and never add emphasis to the H or anything like that.
It was just too funny for me……..I all day I would hear these requests across the paging system. Gems like these.
”Mr Smith, please meet Mike Hunt in the lobby”
“International call for Mike Hunt”

I never did hear “If anyone has seen Mike Hunt please call the operator”. But that was probably because I was already doubled up laughing.

ROFLMAO! Michael, that's too funny! Sounds just like something from an episode of "Are you being served?"... something Mrs. Slocum would say... since she's always talking about her "pussy"... Keith and I love that show... great British humour.

**denisea** · 12-10-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by sctx

something with "Chubbie" in it maybe??? :p

Chubbie Mania :p

docloch · 12-10-2004

Corky Huxtable "The Cornish Casanova"?

Rainman · 12-10-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyramania

Mom's maiden name was Smith, leaving me with three boring porn name options....

Ethyl Smith
Cami Smith
Maxwell Smith

I want a GOOD porn name!

- Tyra

Lips Smith
Blacky Smith

Just a thought

Seeking fire tools

Rainman

Dale · 12-11-2004

Tyramania sounds like a pretty wicked name to me.

BTW, we used to have a doctor around here named Dr. Finger. And yes, he was a gynecologist.

I don't even want to talk about my name..... Miss Blue Williams???????

traci · 12-11-2004

The one I have always heard...Your 1st pet's name, and the 1st street you lived on. Using that I'd be Tina Ridgemont, better yet, my hubby would be
Fluffy Casper

**Bumper** · 12-11-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by tntsmith

The one I have always heard...Your 1st pet's name, and the 1st street you lived on. Using that I'd be Tina Ridgemont, better yet, my hubby would be
Fluffy Casper

Hadn't run into that particular permutation before. Based on that, I'd be Gumdrop Queen. We could script a whole saga of a cross-dressing confectioner luring innocent aspiring porn stars into a life of sin.

Nerak936 · 12-11-2004

Gizmo Chisholm for me (or Bootsie Chisholm for the family's cat), and Chip Sevigny for David. David's sounds like a private eye, doesn't it?

**SunKneeMarie** · 12-11-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by michaelholmes

Mine would be Teddy Corbet. If I made a career change I would probably stick with Holmes as it already has name recognition in the aforementioned industry.

And to follow DeniseA’s lead with the name anecdotes. We used to have a customer at another company called Mike Hunt. We worked in a factory and whenever he visited people would be asking for him to be paged with a suspiciously high frequency. …..and the switch board lady never changed the page to use the name Michael Hunt or Mr. Hunt once, and she would always run the two words together and never add emphasis to the H or anything like that.
It was just too funny for me……..all day I would hear these requests across the paging system. Gems like these.
”Mr Smith, please meet Mike Hunt in the lobby”
“International call for Mike Hunt”

I never did hear “If anyone has seen Mike Hunt please call the operator”. But that was probably because I was already doubled up laughing.

That is too funny! Whenever I hear an unusual name, I always imagine it being called over those really distorted microphones at food/pizza places, like:

"We have a table for 4 ready for Mike Hunt."

"Mike Hunt, your breadsticks are ready for pickup."

playawannabe · 12-11-2004

Denisea, my dad's chiropractor is Dr. Mangel. My childhood orthodontist was Dr. Chew (spelled Chu I think). My dad also sold life insurance to a Mr. Shortlife. My husband has a dutch cousin named Ryan Kok (Rye "n" Coke) That one cracks me up all the time. Good thing none of you know my real name, you could have a good time with that one too!

Porn name (using pets name and first street you lived on) is Trustee Peakes!
My best friend in jr. high school was Strawberry MacGuire - we used these as code names. Too funny!

Big Kahuna · 12-11-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by tntsmith

The one I have always heard...Your 1st pet's name, and the 1st street you lived on. Using that I'd be Tina Ridgemont, better yet, my hubby would be
Fluffy Casper

I would be Keke Denton
or Booger Denton

nothing special there... I just want to see my countdown timer!

12-10-2004	#63 (permalink)
Michael añejo Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Silicon Valley, California Posts: 4,162	Mine would be Teddy Corbet. If I made a career change I would probably stick with Holmes as it already has name recognition in the aforementioned industry. And to follow DeniseA’s lead with the name anecdotes. We used to have a customer at another company called Mike Hunt. We worked in a factory and whenever he visited people would be asking for him to be paged with a suspiciously high frequency. …..and the switch board lady never changed the page to use the name Michael Hunt or Mr. Hunt once, and she would always run the two words together and never add emphasis to the H or anything like that. It was just too funny for me……..all day I would hear these requests across the paging system. Gems like these. ”Mr Smith, please meet Mike Hunt in the lobby” “International call for Mike Hunt” I never did hear “If anyone has seen Mike Hunt please call the operator”. But that was probably because I was already doubled up laughing. Last edited by michaelholmes; 12-10-2004 at 11:34 PM.

12-11-2004	#70 (permalink)
traci añejo Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Spring Texas Posts: 2,449	Yet another formula.... The one I have always heard...Your 1st pet's name, and the 1st street you lived on. Using that I'd be Tina Ridgemont, better yet, my hubby would be Fluffy Casper

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playawannabe reposado Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Edmonton AB Posts: 1,413	Denisea, my dad's chiropractor is Dr. Mangel. My childhood orthodontist was Dr. Chew (spelled Chu I think). My dad also sold life insurance to a Mr. Shortlife. My husband has a dutch cousin named Ryan Kok (Rye "n" Coke) That one cracks me up all the time. Good thing none of you know my real name, you could have a good time with that one too! Porn name (using pets name and first street you lived on) is Trustee Peakes! My best friend in jr. high school was Strawberry MacGuire - we used these as code names. Too funny! Last edited by playawannabe; 12-11-2004 at 03:52 PM. Reason: Forgot Porn Names!

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12-10-2004	#62 (permalink)
Angelina toe in water Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: trapped in reality Posts: 56	My name would be Fluffy Bouse. Not very porn sounding! If I used the other formula I would be Dawn Coronado. Much better!

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PolarBare1 way into it Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Castle Rock (Denver area), Colorado Posts: 157	Buddy Allen... sounds more like a talk show host than a porn star

12-10-2004	#67 (permalink)
docloch beachaholic Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Madison, Wisconsin Posts: 309	Corky Huxtable "The Cornish Casanova"?

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Dale life=playa Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Charleston, SC Posts: 693	Tyramania sounds like a pretty wicked name to me. BTW, we used to have a doctor around here named Dr. Finger. And yes, he was a gynecologist. I don't even want to talk about my name..... Miss Blue Williams???????

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Nerak936 Cat-Lovin Nerak Bead Lady Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 18,620	Gizmo Chisholm for me (or Bootsie Chisholm for the family's cat), and Chip Sevigny for David. David's sounds like a private eye, doesn't it?

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