What is your Porn Name?

Rainman · 12-09-2004

Porn name formula = Pets name and mothers maidien name.
Mine would be Smokey (Dog I had as a kid) Sheller. Smokey Sheller.

Seeking Cigerett

Rainman

TAPPY · 12-09-2004

Penny Tyler !!!!!!

(Too funny rainman)

Nerak936 · 12-09-2004

Tiggy Evans. Hmmmmm......sounds more like a baseball player than a porn star!

WannaBeach · 12-09-2004

Kitty Albina.......This is too cool

**Bumper** · 12-09-2004

Gumdrop Robinson?? Oh, Yeah...like that's pretty macho. I can see that in a porn flick trailer. "Coming soon, to a theatre near you...the outrageous saga that shocked a nation...Gumdrop does Dallas!!" The raincoat rental franchise in the lobby would be going broke.

mellory · 12-09-2004

Fritz Dixon, does'nt exactly get the heart racing. I also know of another formula for porn names: middle name plus name of street you grew up on. That would make my revised screen name Jayne Morehead. Now THATS a porn name.

cja · 12-09-2004

How about "Frisky Spear"?

mellory · 12-09-2004

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Originally Posted by cja

How about "Frisky Spear"?

I think you might be ready for a career change!

cja · 12-09-2004

Mellory - you're too kind! But somehow, I can't vision a male porn star with that name. And, of course my age might have something to do with the "appeal" factor for porn movies. But - then again - I remember staying in a hotel in Madrid a few years ago that had a porn channel and one of the titles was "Granny Bangers"!!

**SunKneeMarie** · 12-09-2004

Trixie Halassy... how's that??

(When we did this at a Christmas party a few years ago, we voted on the "best porn name"... the winner was a girl named Muffin Eaton... we all burst out laughing when she said the name and she was completely confused and said "I don't get it." And one girl answered "With a name like that, you should be.")

Quinn · 12-09-2004

DIZZY GRISE = porn star

Rissask · 12-09-2004

Buck Naked.

Kidding.

Golly Todd. or Max Todd.

mamaq · 12-09-2004

We had a pigmy goat, so here goes Mildew Morningstar

beachenit · 12-09-2004

gabriel Carpenter. No exactly porn star material. Sounds more like a folk singer to me.

mellory · 12-09-2004

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Originally Posted by mamaq

We had a pigmy goat, so here goes Mildew Morningstar

That could be my favorute so far. What type of pet would warrant the name Mildew?

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Rainman life=playa Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cincinnati;OH Posts: 538	What is your Porn Name? Porn name formula = Pets name and mothers maidien name. Mine would be Smokey (Dog I had as a kid) Sheller. Smokey Sheller. Seeking Cigerett Rainman

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SunKneeMarie character encapsulator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 26,326	Trixie Halassy... how's that?? (When we did this at a Christmas party a few years ago, we voted on the "best porn name"... the winner was a girl named Muffin Eaton... we all burst out laughing when she said the name and she was completely confused and said "I don't get it." And one girl answered "With a name like that, you should be.") Last edited by SunKneeMarie : 12-09-2004 at 08:21 AM.

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TAPPY añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Louisiana Posts: 14,944	Penny Tyler !!!!!! (Too funny rainman)

12-09-2004	#3 (permalink)
Nerak936 =^. " .^= Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 18,508	Tiggy Evans. Hmmmmm......sounds more like a baseball player than a porn star!

12-09-2004	#4 (permalink)
WannaBeach ruined Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 92	Kitty Albina.......This is too cool

12-09-2004	#5 (permalink)
Bumper Class Clown Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 9,525	Gumdrop Robinson?? Oh, Yeah...like that's pretty macho. I can see that in a porn flick trailer. "Coming soon, to a theatre near you...the outrageous saga that shocked a nation...Gumdrop does Dallas!!" The raincoat rental franchise in the lobby would be going broke.

12-09-2004	#6 (permalink)
mellory way into it Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: michigan Posts: 155	Fritz Dixon, does'nt exactly get the heart racing. I also know of another formula for porn names: middle name plus name of street you grew up on. That would make my revised screen name Jayne Morehead. Now THATS a porn name.

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cja way into it Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 145	How about "Frisky Spear"?

12-09-2004	#9 (permalink)
cja way into it Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 145	Mellory - you're too kind! But somehow, I can't vision a male porn star with that name. And, of course my age might have something to do with the "appeal" factor for porn movies. But - then again - I remember staying in a hotel in Madrid a few years ago that had a porn channel and one of the titles was "Granny Bangers"!!

12-09-2004	#11 (permalink)
Quinn beachaholic Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver BC Posts: 442	DIZZY GRISE = porn star

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Rissask Brit basher Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 18,421	Buck Naked. Kidding. Golly Todd. or Max Todd.

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mamaq way into it Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Island in alaska Posts: 138	We had a pigmy goat, so here goes Mildew Morningstar

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beachenit beachaholic Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: minneapolis, mn Posts: 391	gabriel Carpenter. No exactly porn star material. Sounds more like a folk singer to me.