In the Welfare office

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A guy walks into the local Welfare Office, marches straight up to the counter and says, “Hi. You know, I just hate drawing welfare and unemployment insurance. I’d really much rather have a job.”

The social worker behind the counter says, “Well, this is your lucky day. Your timing is excellent. We just got a notification of a job opening from a very wealthy elderly gentleman who is looking for a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.”

“You’ll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he’ll supply all of your clothes.”

“Because of the long hours involved, his gourmet chef will provide you with all your meals. “

“You’ll be expected to accompany the young lady on all her overseas holiday trips.”

“You will have to satisfy her voracious sexual appetites.”

“You’ll be given a two-bedroom luxury apartment above the estate’s garage."

"The starting salary is $200,000 a year.”

The guy says, “ You’re bullshitting me!”

The social worker replied, “Yeah...well, you started it.”