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aņejo
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: In a land far far away
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We all need a little stress-reliever today!!!!!!
This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. When you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. So here is your dose of humor... The following is in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. In the book the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...Follow the instructions to find your new name.<o:p></o:p> <u1:p></u1:p> Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = giggle d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life. Mine is Cheesy Chickenboob! <o:p></o:p> |
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aņejo
![]() Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: no longer in Mesquite with nothing to do
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I would like to introduce myself..I am Tootsie FarkleFace. That's Farkle...not Fart..OKAY?????
oh yeah... the hubby is Dorfus Farkleface. Tootsie and Dorfus... I like that.Last edited by Seakony : 12-13-2004 at 02:19 PM. Reason: fix,add |
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