Word of the day...

[Big Kahuna]

12-17-04 (Early Edition)

Vacation

1. A period of time devoted to pleasure, rest, or relaxation, especially one with pay granted to an employee.
2. 1. A holiday. A long awaited, much deserved trip to Playa del Carmen.

I am in love with this word!

As you can see by the timer below I am all but on my way to a vacation. Because of the hectic schedule to prepare, countless phone calls from well wishers, having early Christmas with friends and getting to bed early I will be very scarce tomorrow.
(I know this makes some of you VERY Happy)

Our limo arrives at 3:00 a.m. Saturday morning for the 1.75 hr drive to DFW Airport. Like that's gonna suck .

We are all ecstatic about this trip and most of us will not sleep tonight in anticipation. Today is hubby's b-day and I bought a bottle of Gran Centranario Respesado to loosen him up...he hates being 44.

I can't wait to get caught up on all of the scuttle butt upon my return and I look soooo forward to posting a trip report!

Peace & Love To All
Dana, Ken, Mason, Morgan, Crystal & Brittney (A Motley Crew)

[mckinzie]

I'll be right behind ya in 8 1/2 days.
See ya in Playa

[STOGEY]

Originally Posted by Big Kahuna

(12-14-04)
Voyeurism...

1. A person who derives sexual gratification from observing the naked bodies or sexual acts of others, especially from a secret vantage point. (i.e. Webcam)
2. An obsessive observer of sordid or sensational subjects.

OMG!!! I LOVE THIS WORD!!!!!!
It so fits me!

Well a few years ago when I was in the Mass. Army National Guards, I was on a special training missioin to Fort Knox in Kentucky. Anyways on a real warm spring night after a hard day of training, it was rather humid out side. Being in the Guards, instead of just sleeping under the stars most sleep in huge tents.
Except for me Mr. Hard core, I hate tents and sleeping next to a bunch of guys if I can help it. You wouldn't believe the amount of nise 10 people can make snoring away.

So I picked a nice spot just out side of the tent, not too far away so that a tank wouldn't run over me. That would have ruined my day a little. While everyone else was sleeping, it started to rain. The rain was rather warm, so I took advantage of the situation and stripped down to nothing. To take a shower in the warm rain and it felt pretty good.

Anyways I thought that everyone was a sleep, until someone decided to turn on a flash light as I was taking my shower. Everybody had a pretty good laugh at that. The worst part of it was I went into the tent to dry off. Not knowing that someone was directly below me. I bent down and let off a huge fart right in a guys face.

Now was I being an exhibitionist, or what?

[Big Kahuna]

I bent down and let off a huge fart right in a guys face.

Okay now it's my turn...

STOGEY!

[shiantry]

I can't wait to get caught up on all of the scuttle butt upon my return and I look soooo forward to posting a trip report!

Kahuma and family... Have a save trip and a happy/funny/grazy/holliday to u all.

[beachenit]

Kahuna

Have a great time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please have a drink or two or three for me.
I'm looking forward to your trip report whe you return.
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!