A Booze-Related Story!! - Page 2

jsotherj · 01-09-2005

I think i was 15 with a friend, who I was spending the night with. We got are mitts on a bottle of MD 20/20 (grape i think). We were suppose to be going to a basketball game, but instead ended up in the old gym up on the stage finishing off this bottle of MD

. High school games only last about an hour and a half and in that time we finished are little bottle. On our way home ,about an hour late by now, we were heading up this super steep gravel driveway. Being plastered by now we couldnt make it up that hill. My friend was laying in the middle of the road and me in the ditch when his dad was going to work(oh ya his dad is a state trooper) in his patrol car... Oh shit were busted!!! Like he didnt know we were drunk we spent ten minutes trying to explain how we both had sprained our ankes walking up that hill. He said go directly home and he would see us later. We made it home and faced his mom and were directed to go straight to bed to sleep it off. Ya right!! My friend had to go to the b-room shortly after going to bed. Not sure if he had to puke or poop. After about half an hour i had the spins so bad and had to puke. I headed to the b-room and it was locked so I headed back to the bedroom where I had no choice but to let it go

. When I woke up in the morning to go to the bathroom i found the door tied shut from the outside with a rope. After gaining access to the bathroom i found my friend laying on the floor in Shit and puke all over!!

This was the grossest thing i ever saw. I had to go home now so after a brief conversation with his mother, I was suppose to go directly home and tell my parents what happened, as she was going to call them in an hour and see if i had told them. Well i never got the nerve to tell my parents , and to my luck his mom never called my mom,Whew!!!!! My friend also got blamed for the

in the bedrooom too!! He couldnt remember if he did it or not. I told him later that it was me. Never could look at a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 again.

OOOOOppppssss! The above mentioned was actually JX2 - using jsotherj login. I would never do anything like that, nope not me!

mckinzie · 01-09-2005

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Originally Posted by jsotherj

I think i was 15 with a friend, who I was spending the night with. We got are mitts on a bottle of MD 20/20 (grape i think). We were suppose to be going to a basketball game, but instead ended up in the old gym up on the stage finishing off this bottle of MD

. High school games only last about an hour and a half and in that time we finished are little bottle. On our way home ,about an hour late by now, we were heading up this super steep gravel driveway. Being plastered by now we couldnt make it up that hill. My friend was laying in the middle of the road and me in the ditch when his dad was going to work(oh ya his dad is a state trooper) in his patrol car... Oh shit were busted!!! Like he didnt know we were drunk we spent ten minutes trying to explain how we both had sprained our ankes walking up that hill. He said go directly home and he would see us later. We made it home and faced his mom and were directed to go straight to bed to sleep it off. Ya right!! My friend had to go to the b-room shortly after going to bed. Not sure if he had to puke or poop. After about half an hour i had the spins so bad and had to puke. I headed to the b-room and it was locked so I headed back to the bedroom where I had no choice but to let it go

. When I woke up in the morning to go to the bathroom i found the door tied shut from the outside with a rope. After gaining access to the bathroom i found my friend laying on the floor in Shit and puke all over!!

This was the grossest thing i ever saw. I had to go home now so after a brief conversation with his mother, I was suppose to go directly home and tell my parents what happened, as she was going to call them in an hour and see if i had told them. Well i never got the nerve to tell my parents , and to my luck his mom never called my mom,Whew!!!!! My friend also got blamed for the

in the bedrooom too!! He couldnt remember if he did it or not. I told him later that it was me. Never could look at a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 again.

OOOOOppppssss! The above mentioned was actually JX2 - using jsotherj login. I would never do anything like that, nope not me!

The dreaded MD 20/20.
Talk about coming out of every orphus

That was hilarious JX2

Seakony · 01-09-2005

Boones Farm... Great going down, awful coming up. (so I heard).. Me? I don't get drunk.

Mikey · 01-09-2005

Are you in Tequila shock or coma?

sctx · 01-09-2005

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Originally Posted by tstar

Are you in Tequila shock or coma?

No, I didn't hit my peak till the nite after New Years.... I think Heather let me fall asleep in the van and Jez just woke me up.... yeah, thats it.... Jez woke me up.... got a story now and I'm stickin to it

Seakony · 01-09-2005

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Originally Posted by sctx

No, I didn't hit my peak till the nite after New Years.... I think Heather let me fall asleep in the van and Jez just woke me up.... yeah, thats it.... Jez woke me up.... got a story now and I'm stickin to it

I thought you looked perfectly normal.. It's the morning when you look perky!

Critter · 01-09-2005

All amatures for sure. Real drinkers can't remember, Scott is the only one with a real tale, he just doesn't know it.

There was this 96 hour pass in Hong Kong back in 1970, I remember leaving the ship, and waking up back on board 4 days later.

Nerak936 · 01-09-2005

At age 15 my boyfriend Ken picked me up one night and we proceeded to sit in his car and both of us drank an entire bottle EACH of Yago Sangria. He was 6'3"; I was (and still am) around 5'2". When he dropped me off at home, I made it in the door and into my bedroom. Changed into PJ's and hit the bed...... which immediately began spinning madly, causing me to jump outta bed and deposit the entire contents of my stomach all over the hard wood floor. It really wasn't that bad, since the Yago was ALL I had in me! My mother and father both appeared on the scene soon thereafter (probably responding to my cries of anguish). "Have you been drinking wine?", Mom asked. "Yes", I admitted. "I had one glass", I lied. My father added, "ONE Glass??? Looks more like a whole bottle!!" Even in my drunken, sickened state, I still knew I'd better think quick to save my ass. "Well, I had THREE glasses of ginger ale afterwards", I replied.

Found out years later they knew I'd had a LOT of wine. When I asked why they didn't punish me, Mom answered, "Honey, you were SO sick that night. We figured that was punishment enough!!"

TAPPY · 01-09-2005

21 yrs old, brother fixed me up with a handsome officer (Navy) friend of his.
(you know how those Navy men can drink)
We went out for a night of dinner/dancing/drinking.....I drank way to much, so I went out side to "get some air and to try to sober up"........proceeded to barf in the flower beds right out side of the front door of this posh nightclub/restaurant....I had really long hair then and the guy had to hold all my hair back so I would not get barf in it (but it was really to late for that) .....what a nice guy !!!! I was so

playawannabe · 01-09-2005

Got a desperate call one night from my little sister's boyfriend - they were at a high school dance and sis had drank way too much lemon gin.... he wanted me to drive over to the school, help him sneak her out of the dance, sneak her past my parents (who were happily watching telly at 9pm), and stick her in bed so that they would a) not get suspended from school, and b) not get their a$$es kicked by my 'rents. I foolishly agreed... did the hair holding back (been there Tappy!), had to take my car to the carwash (in and out!) afterwards, but I pulled it off. The next morning my sis was found by my mom in her room, out cold in a pile of puke. Guess who got grounded???? ME!

Sometimes life just ain't fair!

mckinzie · 01-09-2005

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Originally Posted by playawannabe

Got a desperate call one night from my little sister's boyfriend - they were at a high school dance and sis had drank way too much lemon gin.... he wanted me to drive over to the school, help him sneak her out of the dance, sneak her past my parents (who were happily watching telly at 9pm), and stick her in bed so that they would a) not get suspended from school, and b) not get their a$$es kicked by my 'rents. I foolishly agreed... did the hair holding back (been there Tappy!), had to take my car to the carwash (in and out!) afterwards, but I pulled it off. The next morning my sis was found by my mom in her room, out cold in a pile of puke. Guess who got grounded???? ME!

Sometimes life just ain't fair!

You guys are cracking me up

Wrong bed, eh.

tommy · 01-09-2005

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Originally Posted by sctx

uhhhhhhhhh Bump.... the best way to handle drinkfests is to drink enough so that your short term memory is COMPLETELY erased for at least an 18 hour period.
Here is me AFTER the Fat Cat IV and BEFORE we went out to REALLY do some drinkin... all the while oblivious to Tommy's constant whining of "I've been drunk since I got here"..... Please note that I AM NOT DRIVING ... and if anyone has a clue what happened later this nite... just shut the hell up about it please !!!

Okay I was there and this was a booze day....I lost my Fins and We lost Terrie....Got very scared.....Used a beer diaper????...and converted some non-Tequila Drinkers into raving maniacs.....

Let me repeat the list people....27 People drinking on the boat...
222 Beers
7 Bottles of Tequila
9 Liters of Rum.....and one big ASS Salad....
I have very few memories of the day but have reveiwed many pictures....I also got the story from Jez a couple of days later and he was sober....Scott was being woke up in this picture this is true.....only a breif rest to get ready for the real drinking we did that night....

It was just a drinking trip....mostly.....Although I dont recall any praying to the porcelin gods I know I drank my weight in booze......Im still hung over as of today......

Rissask · 01-10-2005

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I've heard rumors that Canadians can really "party hearty"...especially during cold weather!

Yup- what the hell else is there to do in a place with 6 months of winter!

I have many many many drunken stories...none that can top Bump's though I am afraid! My first one was at the age of five, getting into my grandpa's homemade chockecherry wine while they were babysitting me...I hazily recall climbing the stairs which felt like Everest to me....then arriving at the top and spewing grape coloured vomit all over Granny's floor....then nothing.

A favourite drunken story involved my hubby on his 40th birthday in April a couple of years ago. We were at a yearly weekend event in our town known as 'Plastic Bat and Ball'...where you play baseball with plastic kiddie bats and whiffle balls, using those children's velcro mini mitts. It was indoors at the rink.

At the time we lived across from the rink in a condo. We sort of combined Dn's birthday with the event, people were buying him shooters, mostly Baja Rosa..to this day the poor guy cannot even look at a milky type of liqueur.

So around 11 it became apparent that Don was not going to make it much longer. He was going around and asking for birthday kisses...which was okay until he started asking women we didn't know!

(Had to reign him in slighty at that point.) I started a pool to see when he would either A) pass out or B) try to escape across the street to go home. The total came to over $30.

Around 12:00 I noticed he was missing. So I went outside and found him slumped down on the side of the rink. I had to physically help him across the street and up the stairs to the bathroom, where I left him with a pillow and blanket sitting hunched over the toilet. Poor guy. Tch tch tch.

Then I went back to the rink and partied til 3 AM!

:p

Oh the FUNNY part- was that he has a partial plate (old hockey injury) and when I first found him he was clutching the plate in his hand. When I asked why, he slurred something about not wanting to puke and lose it!

CaroleLB · 01-10-2005

So many stories; so few brain cells to recall!

I'll go with the most recent. All I remember is that involved a friend's wedding, mass quantities of Captain Morgan and a 24yo Marine.

I heard that I had a great time.

JoanieBlon · 01-11-2005

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Originally Posted by Rissask

My first one was at the age of five, getting into my grandpa's homemade chockecherry wine while they were babysitting me...I hazily recall climbing the stairs which felt like Everest to me....then arriving at the top and spewing grape coloured vomit all over Granny's floor....then nothing.

Hmmmm....THAT story brings one my mom told me to mind. Apparently at a very young age I managed to get to her bottle of Taboo perfume and drank the entire contents!

I slept it off and reportedly was VERY "sweet smelling" for several days afterward. These were the days before poison control centers, and parents didn't get too worked up about these sort of antics!

01-09-2005	#16 (permalink)
jsotherj añejo Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Where the river meets the sea.... Posts: 1,928	I think i was 15 with a friend, who I was spending the night with. We got are mitts on a bottle of MD 20/20 (grape i think). We were suppose to be going to a basketball game, but instead ended up in the old gym up on the stage finishing off this bottle of MD . High school games only last about an hour and a half and in that time we finished are little bottle. On our way home ,about an hour late by now, we were heading up this super steep gravel driveway. Being plastered by now we couldnt make it up that hill. My friend was laying in the middle of the road and me in the ditch when his dad was going to work(oh ya his dad is a state trooper) in his patrol car... Oh shit were busted!!! Like he didnt know we were drunk we spent ten minutes trying to explain how we both had sprained our ankes walking up that hill. He said go directly home and he would see us later. We made it home and faced his mom and were directed to go straight to bed to sleep it off. Ya right!! My friend had to go to the b-room shortly after going to bed. Not sure if he had to puke or poop. After about half an hour i had the spins so bad and had to puke. I headed to the b-room and it was locked so I headed back to the bedroom where I had no choice but to let it go . When I woke up in the morning to go to the bathroom i found the door tied shut from the outside with a rope. After gaining access to the bathroom i found my friend laying on the floor in Shit and puke all over!! This was the grossest thing i ever saw. I had to go home now so after a brief conversation with his mother, I was suppose to go directly home and tell my parents what happened, as she was going to call them in an hour and see if i had told them. Well i never got the nerve to tell my parents , and to my luck his mom never called my mom,Whew!!!!! My friend also got blamed for the in the bedrooom too!! He couldnt remember if he did it or not. I told him later that it was me. Never could look at a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 again. OOOOOppppssss! The above mentioned was actually JX2 - using jsotherj login. I would never do anything like that, nope not me! Last edited by jsotherj; 01-09-2005 at 03:25 PM..

01-09-2005	#18 (permalink)
Seakony añejo Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 16,151	Boones Farm... Great going down, awful coming up. (so I heard).. Me? I don't get drunk.

01-09-2005	#19 (permalink)
Mikey he likes it! Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 27,429	Are you in Tequila shock or coma?

01-09-2005	#22 (permalink)
Critter añejo Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Cerca de Washington DC Posts: 3,343	All amatures for sure. Real drinkers can't remember, Scott is the only one with a real tale, he just doesn't know it. There was this 96 hour pass in Hong Kong back in 1970, I remember leaving the ship, and waking up back on board 4 days later.

01-09-2005	#23 (permalink)
Nerak936 añejo Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore of Baahhstun, Massachusetts Posts: 23,227	At age 15 my boyfriend Ken picked me up one night and we proceeded to sit in his car and both of us drank an entire bottle EACH of Yago Sangria. He was 6'3"; I was (and still am) around 5'2". When he dropped me off at home, I made it in the door and into my bedroom. Changed into PJ's and hit the bed...... which immediately began spinning madly, causing me to jump outta bed and deposit the entire contents of my stomach all over the hard wood floor. It really wasn't that bad, since the Yago was ALL I had in me! My mother and father both appeared on the scene soon thereafter (probably responding to my cries of anguish). "Have you been drinking wine?", Mom asked. "Yes", I admitted. "I had one glass", I lied. My father added, "ONE Glass??? Looks more like a whole bottle!!" Even in my drunken, sickened state, I still knew I'd better think quick to save my ass. "Well, I had THREE glasses of ginger ale afterwards", I replied. Found out years later they knew I'd had a LOT of wine. When I asked why they didn't punish me, Mom answered, "Honey, you were SO sick that night. We figured that was punishment enough!!"

01-09-2005	#24 (permalink)
TAPPY añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 21,147	21 yrs old, brother fixed me up with a handsome officer (Navy) friend of his. (you know how those Navy men can drink) We went out for a night of dinner/dancing/drinking.....I drank way to much, so I went out side to "get some air and to try to sober up"........proceeded to barf in the flower beds right out side of the front door of this posh nightclub/restaurant....I had really long hair then and the guy had to hold all my hair back so I would not get barf in it (but it was really to late for that) .....what a nice guy !!!! I was so

01-09-2005	#25 (permalink)
playawannabe añejo Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Northern BC Posts: 1,908	Got a desperate call one night from my little sister's boyfriend - they were at a high school dance and sis had drank way too much lemon gin.... he wanted me to drive over to the school, help him sneak her out of the dance, sneak her past my parents (who were happily watching telly at 9pm), and stick her in bed so that they would a) not get suspended from school, and b) not get their a$$es kicked by my 'rents. I foolishly agreed... did the hair holding back (been there Tappy!), had to take my car to the carwash (in and out!) afterwards, but I pulled it off. The next morning my sis was found by my mom in her room, out cold in a pile of puke. Guess who got grounded???? ME! Sometimes life just ain't fair!

01-10-2005	#29 (permalink)
CaroleLB añejo Join Date: May 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,085	So many stories; so few brain cells to recall! I'll go with the most recent. All I remember is that involved a friend's wedding, mass quantities of Captain Morgan and a 24yo Marine. I heard that I had a great time.

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