Daytona 500

**Bumper** · 01-21-2005

Top 13 things you won't hear at the Daytona 500

13. "None for me, thanks. That Skoal will do a number on your teeth."

12. "Tampax! Get cha Tampax here!"

11. "Hey, shut up! I can't hear the race."

10. "Sex with your sister!? Man, that's sick."

9. "My GOD, this is a splendid Merlot!"

8. "Hey, you with the large breasts -- out of the way! We're trying to watch a race here!"

7. "Chesterton, be a good lad and retrieve the Wall Street Journal from my attache case, then fetch me some clotted cream for my scone."

6. "What a coincidence, Hank -- all my friends are boycotting Hooters, too!"

5. "These are even better seats than we had for the Barry Manilow concert!"

4. "Good morning, Mr. Trickle. We at 'Depends' understand you're looking for a new corporate sponsor..."

3. "Whew! No more beer for me, fellas..."

2. "Filling in for Dale 'the Intimidator' Earnhardt today is substitute driver, Michael 'Lord of the Dance' Flatley."

and the Number 1 Thing You Won't Hear At The Daytona 500...

1. "...and now, singing our national anthem -- international recording artist Boy George!"

cuffedlinks · 01-21-2005

Dick Trickle is/was one of the all-time great sports names...

We have a great plastic surgeon in town...Anyone care to guess his last name?
Quite Apropos really....

**Bumper** · 01-22-2005

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Originally Posted by cuffedlinks

Dick Trickle is/was one of the all-time great sports names...

We have a great plastic surgeon in town...Anyone care to guess his last name?
Quite Apropos really....

Tuck? Or maybe Fold, or Graft? Maybe it's Rhino...wouldn't be from Africa, would he? Can't imagine it would be Liposuction, or he would have shortened it, I'm sure.

cuffedlinks · 01-22-2005

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Originally Posted by Bumper

Tuck? Or maybe Fold, or Graft? Maybe it's Rhino...wouldn't be from Africa, would he? Can't imagine it would be Liposuction, or he would have shortened it, I'm sure.

All good guesses Bump...

The plastic surgeon's last name?
Carver.

I actually go to a dentist named....
Moler.
(Spelling just a bit off)

**Bumper** · 01-22-2005

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Originally Posted by cuffedlinks

All good guesses Bump...

The plastic surgeon's last name?
Carver.

I actually go to a dentist named....
Moler.
(Spelling just a bit off)

Sure that shouldn't be "Bite", Cuff?

**SunKneeMarie** · 01-22-2005

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Originally Posted by cuffedlinks

All good guesses Bump...

The plastic surgeon's last name?
Carver.

I actually go to a dentist named....
Moler.
(Spelling just a bit off)

I have a friend who goes to a dentist named... Russell Stover... talk about a mixed message....

cuffedlinks · 01-22-2005

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Originally Posted by SunKneeMarie

I have a friend who goes to a dentist named... Russell Stover... talk about a mixed message....

DavidB · 02-13-2005

We use to have a ..Dr. Hurt

**Bumper** · 02-13-2005

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Originally Posted by DavidB

We use to have a ..Dr. Hurt

We had a law firm in our town called Weekes & Weekes. I guess you didn't go to them if you needed speedy resolution to a legal situation.

cpfstich · 02-15-2005

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Originally Posted by cuffedlinks

Dick Trickle is/was one of the all-time great sports names...

We have a local radio announcer named Dick Bender....no kidding!

Craig

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Bumper Class Clown Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 9,520	Daytona 500 Top 13 things you won't hear at the Daytona 500 13. "None for me, thanks. That Skoal will do a number on your teeth." 12. "Tampax! Get cha Tampax here!" 11. "Hey, shut up! I can't hear the race." 10. "Sex with your sister!? Man, that's sick." 9. "My GOD, this is a splendid Merlot!" 8. "Hey, you with the large breasts -- out of the way! We're trying to watch a race here!" 7. "Chesterton, be a good lad and retrieve the Wall Street Journal from my attache case, then fetch me some clotted cream for my scone." 6. "What a coincidence, Hank -- all my friends are boycotting Hooters, too!" 5. "These are even better seats than we had for the Barry Manilow concert!" 4. "Good morning, Mr. Trickle. We at 'Depends' understand you're looking for a new corporate sponsor..." 3. "Whew! No more beer for me, fellas..." 2. "Filling in for Dale 'the Intimidator' Earnhardt today is substitute driver, Michael 'Lord of the Dance' Flatley." and the Number 1 Thing You Won't Hear At The Daytona 500... 1. "...and now, singing our national anthem -- international recording artist Boy George!"

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