Difficult Things to Say When Drunk

**Bumper** · 01-23-2005

Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk...
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Specificity
b) Constitutional Amendment
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk........
a) Thanks, but I don't want to kiss you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No tacos for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero co-ordination.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to barf in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

01-26-2005

That's a great one! Comedy becomes genius when it holds that much truth!

Big Kahuna · 01-26-2005

I love it Bump.

Too Funny!

Runaway Bride · 02-04-2005

Totally off the subject but....I didn't even realize there was a place called Twin Peaks (other than the David Lynch creation). I can now say I've learned something new.

01-23-2005	#1 (permalink)
Bumper Class Clown Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 9,468	Difficult Things to Say When Drunk Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk... a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Specificity b) Constitutional Amendment c) Passive-aggressive disorder d) Transubstantiate Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk........ a) Thanks, but I don't want to kiss you. b) Nope, no more booze for me. c) Sorry, but you're not really my type. d) No tacos for me, thank you. e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? f) I'm not interested in fighting you. g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero co-ordination. i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to barf in the street. j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

01-26-2005	#2 (permalink)
ThrushJockey Posts: n/a	Great Comedy That's a great one! Comedy becomes genius when it holds that much truth!

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01-26-2005	#3 (permalink)
Big Kahuna añejo Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In a land far far away Posts: 1,590	I love it Bump. Too Funny!

02-04-2005	#4 (permalink)
Runaway Bride toe in water Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: in my own world most of the time Posts: 48	Totally off the subject but....I didn't even realize there was a place called Twin Peaks (other than the David Lynch creation). I can now say I've learned something new.

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