Rejected Valentines Day Cards

**Bumper** · 02-11-2005

REJECTED VALENTINE’S DAY CARDS

I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

I bought this Valentine’s card in a store
In hopes that, later, you’ll be my whore.

Through all the things that have come to pass
Our love has grown....but not as much as your ass.

This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn’t $250 a night.

Before I met you, my heart was just famished
But now I’m fulfilled...SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

You’re a honey...and you’re a cutie
I just wish you had Shania’s “booty”.

I don’t wanna be sappy, or silly, or corny
So, right to the point, let’s do it, I’m horny!

You’re a woman of style, you’re a lady of class
Especially when I’m spanking your big, round, fat ass.

If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one I gave to your sister.

flugie · 02-11-2005

Bumper You Kill Me!!!!!

**sctx** · 02-11-2005

I heard a funny story re: Valentines Day on the radio, apparently an Australian cellular phone co. is marketing a service that allows you to enter a 3 digit code and within one minute, someone from than company calls you with a pre-scripted "emergency" so clients can bail out of bad Valentines dates.... sounds like there maybe a year long market for this service.... especially for high scool and college students. I'm just wondering after how many "deaths" does grandmother start getting really upset ???

**Jesus** · 02-12-2005

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Originally Posted by sctx

I'm just wondering after how many "deaths" does grandmother start getting really upset ???

It would depend on how bad was the date and if the call helped the girl get out of it.

blondebritbrat · 02-12-2005

lol, I could have used that service a couple of times sctx... it would have saved me a LOT of trouble hehaha

02-11-2005	#1 (permalink)
Bumper Class Clown Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 9,506	Rejected Valentines Day Cards REJECTED VALENTINE’S DAY CARDS I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. I bought this Valentine’s card in a store In hopes that, later, you’ll be my whore. Through all the things that have come to pass Our love has grown....but not as much as your ass. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn’t $250 a night. Before I met you, my heart was just famished But now I’m fulfilled...SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!! You’re a honey...and you’re a cutie I just wish you had Shania’s “booty”. I don’t wanna be sappy, or silly, or corny So, right to the point, let’s do it, I’m horny! You’re a woman of style, you’re a lady of class Especially when I’m spanking your big, round, fat ass. If you think that hickey looks like a blister You should check out the one I gave to your sister.

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flugie beachaholic Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: bostons north shore Posts: 347	Bumper You Kill Me!!!!!

02-11-2005	#3 (permalink)
sctx political anarchist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Body in San Marcos Tx....Tankah in my mind Posts: 27,120	I heard a funny story re: Valentines Day on the radio, apparently an Australian cellular phone co. is marketing a service that allows you to enter a 3 digit code and within one minute, someone from than company calls you with a pre-scripted "emergency" so clients can bail out of bad Valentines dates.... sounds like there maybe a year long market for this service.... especially for high scool and college students. I'm just wondering after how many "deaths" does grandmother start getting really upset ???

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blondebritbrat beachaholic Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Texas, U.S. Posts: 332	lol, I could have used that service a couple of times sctx... it would have saved me a LOT of trouble hehaha

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