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Whenever practical, stop in the middle of a crosswalk to insure inconveniencing as many pedestrians as possible. If a pedestrian ahead of you steps into the road, speed up, honk, or yell loudly, chasing them in panicked flight back to the curb. Pedestrians have no rights.
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My favorite, I am still giggling, good thing there is no one in my office today!