Redneck Driver's License Application

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Redneck Driver’s Licence Application

Last name:_______________

First name: (Check Appropriate Box)
□ Billy-Bob □ Billy-Joe □ Billy-Ray □ Billy-Sue □ Billy-May □ Billy-Jack
□ Bobby-Sue □ Bobby-Jo □ Bobby-Lee □Bobby-Ellen □ Bobby-Beth-Ann-Sue

Age:________ (If unsure, guess)

Sex: □ Male □ Female □ Not Sure

Shoe Size:_____Left _____Right

Occupation:
□ Farmer □ Mechanic □ Hair Dresser □ Waitress □ Unemployed □ Corrupt Politician

Spouse’s Name: _____ 2nd Spouse’s Name:_____ 3rd Spouse’s Name:______
Lover’s Name:________________ Second Lover’s Name:________________

Relationship to Spouse:
□ Sister □ Aunt □ Brother □ Uncle □ Mother □ Son □ Father □ Cousin □ Pet

Number of children living in household:_____
Number of children living in shed:_____
Number of children that are probably yours:_____

Mother’s Name:_______________
Father’s Name: _______________ (If not sure, leave blank)

Education: Grade 1, 2, 3, 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you: □ Own □ Rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own.
___ Number of vehicles that still crank.
___ Number of vehicles in front yard.
___ Number of vehicles in back yard.
___ Number of vehicles up on concrete blocks.

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
□ Truck □ Kitchen □ Bedroom □ Bathroom □ Shed □ Behind bar

Model and year of your pickup truck; ______________ 194__

Do you own a gun rack? □ Yes □ No (If no, explain)

Newspapers, magazines you subscribe to:
□ National Enquirer □ The Globe □ TV Guide □ Soap Opera Weekly □ Shotgun Digest

___ Number of times you’ve seen a UFO.
___ Number of times you’ve seen Elvis.
___ Number of times you’ve seen Elvis in a UFO.

How often do you bathe? □ Weekly □ Monthly □ Not Applicable

How many teeth do you have? _____

Colour of teeth:
□ Yellow □ Brown □ Brownish-Yellow □ Black □ Not Applicable

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: □ Red Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
□ 1 Mile □ 2 Miles □ 5 Miles □ Don’t know