JimmyMN's Plane Trip

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JimmyMN boarded his flight in Minneapolis, and settled back for the multi-stop trip to Cancun, resigned to a long tedious day on the plane. As he makes himself comfortable, he glances up and sees a very beautiful young woman boarding. He soon realizes she is headed straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right next to him.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, “Business trip, or vacation?”

She turns to him, smiles and says, “Business. I’m on my way to the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Houston.”

Jimmy swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting right next to him, and she’s going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asks, “Business, eh? What’s your role at this convention?”

“Lecturer,” she replies, “I use my extensive experience to debunk some of the popular myths about human sexuality.”

“Really, “ Jimmy says, swallowing hard, “and what myths are those?”

“Well,” she explains, “one popular fallacy is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another widely-held misconception is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are most likely to excel in that area. However, studies have shown that the best potential lover in all categories is unquestionably the Southern Redneck.”

Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. “I’m sorry,” she says, “I shouldn’t be discussing such intimate matters with you on such short acquaintance, I don’t even know your name!”

“Tonto!” the man says. “Tonto Goldstein!...but my friends call me ‘Bubba’!”