The Word S**t

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The Word “S**t”

S**t is a compelling word. Just think of all the concepts and idea you can communicate with it. S**t may just be the most powerful word in the English language.

Consider: You can be s**t-faced, be s**t out of luck, or have s**t for brains. With a little effort, you can get your s**t together, find a place for your s**t, or decide to either s**t or get off the pot. You can smoke s**t, buy s**t, sell s**t, lose s**t, find s**t, forget s**t, or tell others to eat s**t and die.

You can s**t or go blind, have a s**t fit, or just s**t your life away. People can be s**t headed, s**t brained, s**t scared, s**t blinded, or s**t over. Some folks really know their s**t, while others can’t tell s**t from shineola, and some don’t know s**t from putty until the windows fall out.

There are lucky s**ts, dumb s**ts, crazy s**ts, and sweet s**ts. There is bull s**t, dog s**t, cat s**t, bird s**t, whale s**t, rat s**t, goose s**t and horse s**t. There is tough s**t, hard s**t, soft s**t, slimy s**t, rough s**t and limp s**t. You can s**t a blue streak, s**t bricks, s**t pink twinkies, s**t marbles, or s**t your guts out.

You can throw s**t, sling s**t, catch s**t, or duck when the s**t hits the fan. You can take a s**t, give a s**t, keep s**t, or serve s**t on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep s**t, or be happier than a pig in s**t.

Some days are colder than s**t, some days are hotter than s**t, and some days are just plain s**tty. There is funny s**t, sad s**t, weird s**t, good s**t and bad s**t. Some s**t doesn’t stink while other things really smell like s**t.

Some music sounds like s**t, things can look like s**t, or stick like s**t to a blanket, and there are times when you just feel like s**t. You can be faster than s**t or be slower than s**t. Sometimes you’ll find s**t on a stick, sometimes you’ll find s**t everywhere, and then there are times when you just can’t find s**t at all. You can have too much s**t, not enough s**t, the right s**t, the wrong s**t, or what is this s**t?

You can carry s**t in a bucket, put s**t in a barrel, have a pile of s**t, have a mountain of s**t, have a river of s**t, or find yourself up s**t creek without a paddle. You can slice s**t, spread s**t, shine s**t, be dipped in s**t, or be unable to cut the s**t.

There is fun s**t, dull s**t, silly s**t and serious s**t. Sometimes you really need this s**t and sometimes you don’t want any s**t at all. You can stir up s**t, kick s**t, or stick your ass out the window and s**t on the world. Sometimes everything you touch turns to s**t and other times you can swim in a river of s**t and come out smelling like a rose.

S**t! When you stop to consider all the facts, it’s the basic building block of all creation. This means the universe didn’t begin with a BIG BANG but rather with a BIG DUMP. Keep that in mind the next time you flush the toilet. And remember, once you know your s**t, you don’t have to take s**t from anybody else.

[Jesus]

You can be faster than s**t or be slower than s**t

Hey, you can't be faster, imagine a severe, I mean a really bad case of diahrrea.
Bet you can't get to the "thone" in time.