For the Vikings fans on the board

TEX · 05-13-2005

Found this lil' tidbit on dallascowboys dot com.....

Have you caught the story about Minnesota running back Onterrio Smith and his "Original Whizzinator"? Yep, Smith, suspended last year four games for violation of the league's substance abuse program, was found going through the Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport with a device built to foil urine tests for illegal drugs. The package comes complete with vials of dried urine - "Just add water and . . ." - and a prosthetic penis attached to an athletic supporter, presumably for those who must pass a visual inspection while producing a sample. He said he was bringing the kit to his "cousin." What a guy.

At least yall got rid of Moss.....

jx2 · 05-13-2005

The bad part of that, is he was from Or.

Oh well better that he is in Minn. now, he would probably be a good fit for the Blazers

ReadyTRock · 05-13-2005

The prosthetic penis comes in 5 different colors, but only 1 size... What's up with that?

fireinmn · 05-13-2005

Thanks TEX! Can't actually say "I'm a fan...", but you never know when I might need a little bit of obscure trivia information...

mckinzie · 05-13-2005

What's up with that TJ??

05-17-2005

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Originally Posted by mckinzie

What's up with that TJ??

I can't beleive that I missed this thread. Onterrio Smith is a loser! Not fit to wear the purple and gold. I my opinion this makes Tice's job of picking a starting running back much easier. We have two other "starting" backs that can do the job, the Vikings should cut him loose. What good is it to get rid of one problem and keep another one. When doctors are removing cancer, they cut it all out, not just part of it. Even if it is not against the rules, being found in possession of a prosthetic penis should be an automatic dismissal.

mckinzie · 05-17-2005

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Originally Posted by ThrushJockey

I can't beleive that I missed this thread. Onterrio Smith is a loser! Not fit to wear the purple and gold. I my opinion this makes Tice's job of picking a starting running back much easier. We have two other "starting" backs that can do the job, the Vikings should cut him loose. What good is it to get rid of one problem and keep another one. When doctors are removing cancer, they cut it all out, not just part of it. Even if it is not against the rules, being found in possession of a prosthetic penis should be an automatic dismissal.

When I first heard that I about lost it.

05-21-2005

Well, it's offical, Smith is gone for the year. Good Bye! With Moss and Smith (the it's all about me boys) gone, maybe the team can get back to a team effort and do something in the post season. I think this makes our team stronger.

TEX · 05-21-2005

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Originally Posted by ThrushJockey

Well, it's offical, Smith is gone for the year. Good Bye! With Moss and Smith (the it's all about me boys) gone, maybe the team can get back to a team effort and do something in the post season. I think this makes our team stronger.

good to hear. Vikings made the right decision. Guess Smith will have some spare time to play with his prosthetic penis now......

NorthMinnesota · 05-21-2005

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Originally Posted by TEX

good to hear. Vikings made the right decision. Guess Smith will have some spare time to play with his prosthetic penis now......

LOL! Just what I thought!

Donny · 05-21-2005

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Originally Posted by jx2

The bad part of that, is he was from Or.

Oh well better that he is in Minn. now, he would probably be a good fit for the Blazers

Sorry Jeff. Let me spell it out for everyone,

he was an OREGON DUCKY!

mckinzie · 05-22-2005

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Originally Posted by ThrushJockey

Well, it's offical, Smith is gone for the year. Good Bye! With Moss and Smith (the it's all about me boys) gone, maybe the team can get back to a team effort and do something in the post season. I think this makes our team stronger.

You won't be seeing that kind of thing happening under Parcells.

05-22-2005

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Originally Posted by mckinzie

You won't be seeing that kind of thing happening under Parcells.

No kidding!:p

mckinzie · 05-22-2005

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Originally Posted by ThrushJockey

No kidding!:p

Cowboys will make the playoffs this year. :p

mckinzie · 05-22-2005

Just for you TJ.

I hope you guys figure out how to tackle.

05-13-2005	#1 (permalink)
TEX añejo Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mesquite,Texas Posts: 4,927	For the Vikings fans on the board Found this lil' tidbit on dallascowboys dot com..... Have you caught the story about Minnesota running back Onterrio Smith and his "Original Whizzinator"? Yep, Smith, suspended last year four games for violation of the league's substance abuse program, was found going through the Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport with a device built to foil urine tests for illegal drugs. The package comes complete with vials of dried urine - "Just add water and . . ." - and a prosthetic penis attached to an athletic supporter, presumably for those who must pass a visual inspection while producing a sample. He said he was bringing the kit to his "cousin." What a guy. At least yall got rid of Moss.....

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mckinzie lightweight Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Highland Village,Tx (Kinz Standard Time) Posts: 13,552	Remember The Titans Just for you TJ. I hope you guys figure out how to tackle. Last edited by mckinzie; 05-22-2005 at 11:52 PM.. Reason: add sarcastic comment

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jx2 añejo Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Pac. NW. Posts: 3,950	The bad part of that, is he was from Or. Oh well better that he is in Minn. now, he would probably be a good fit for the Blazers

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ReadyTRock beachaholic Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Parker, CO Posts: 392	The prosthetic penis comes in 5 different colors, but only 1 size... What's up with that?

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fireinmn añejo Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: St. Paul, MN Posts: 5,214	Thanks TEX! Can't actually say "I'm a fan...", but you never know when I might need a little bit of obscure trivia information...

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mckinzie lightweight Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Highland Village,Tx (Kinz Standard Time) Posts: 13,552	What's up with that TJ??

05-21-2005	#8 (permalink)
ThrushJockey Guest Posts: n/a	Well, it's offical, Smith is gone for the year. Good Bye! With Moss and Smith (the it's all about me boys) gone, maybe the team can get back to a team effort and do something in the post season. I think this makes our team stronger.

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