The ABC's of Aging

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The Alphabet of Aging

A - for arthritis,
B - for bad back,
C - is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac?
D - is for dental decay and decline,
E - is for eyesight - can't read that top line.
F - is for fissures and fluid retention,
G - is for gas (which I'd rather not mention);
H - high blood pressure (I'd rather have low),
I - for incisions with scars you can show.
J - is for joints, that now fail to flex.
L - for libido - what happened to sex?
Wait! I forgot about K!
K - is for my knees that crack when they're bent...
(Please forgive me, my Memory ain't worth a cent)
N - for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiff neck,
O - is for osteo-and all bones that crack;
P - for prescriptions, I have quite a few -
(Give me another pill; I'll be good as new!)
Q - is for queasiness. Fatal or flu?
R - is for reflux - one meal turns into two
S - is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T - for tinnitus - I hear bells in my ears;
U - is for urinary... difficulties with flow,
V - is for vertigo, that's "dizzy", you know.
W - is worry, now what's going 'round?
X - is for X ray - and what might be found!
Y - for another year I've left behind
Z - is for zest that I still have my mind,

I’ve survived all the symptoms my body's deployed,
And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!

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Good Stuff Bumper!

I keep checking things off that list though...at a Rapid pace...

[Seakony]

I is for Incontinence