Amish Spring Break

**Bumper** · 05-14-2005

The following list was compiled after interviewing a number of visitors to Playa del Carmen during the recent Spring Break period.

TOP TEN AMISH SPRING BREAK ACTIVITIES

1. Drink molasses until you heave.

2. Wet bonnet contest.

3. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy.

4. Buttermilk keg party.

5. Blow past the Burger King on a really bitchin’ Clydesdale.

6. Get a tattoo, “Born To Raise Barns”

7. Cruise streets of Cancun yelling insults at people with zippers.

8. Sleep in until 6:00 AM.

9. Drive over to nearest colony and kick some Mennonite butt.

10. Churn butter naked.

05-14-2005	#1 (permalink)
Bumper Class Clown Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 10,200	Amish Spring Break The following list was compiled after interviewing a number of visitors to Playa del Carmen during the recent Spring Break period. TOP TEN AMISH SPRING BREAK ACTIVITIES 1. Drink molasses until you heave. 2. Wet bonnet contest. 3. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy. 4. Buttermilk keg party. 5. Blow past the Burger King on a really bitchin’ Clydesdale. 6. Get a tattoo, “Born To Raise Barns” 7. Cruise streets of Cancun yelling insults at people with zippers. 8. Sleep in until 6:00 AM. 9. Drive over to nearest colony and kick some Mennonite butt. 10. Churn butter naked.

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