Originally Posted by Buggirl
I'd be afraid I'd buy the wrong one and then she'd hate me. Is that even possible? Are there more than one (other than old vs. new)? And what would a cool one be like? (Can you tell how surprising it is that she likes me? She's already disowned two grandchildren because of some ridiculous thing or another, so it's only a matter of time)
I dare you to get her a Buddy Jesus statue from Dogma.