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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Winnipeg, Canada
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We have recently discovered the body responsible for regulating the operations of taxis in Playa del Carmen has created a revised scoring procedure by which local taxis may more readily gauge their effectiveness in dealing with the tourist pedestrian population. Information on this new system of measurement follows:
Hitting Pedestrians - Keeping Score Points 0 - Little boy stealing Big Mac from jogging fat guy (Give him a lift) 10 - Little kid walking 20 - Little kid on bike 50 - Little kid running 100 - Little boy chasing little girl 1000 - Little kid running with your wallet 25 - Teenager with stupid haircut 50 - Teenager with pants below his knees 100 - Teenager riding bike 250 - Teenager listening to Walkman 5000 - Teenager who dated your daughter 0 - Hot chick (Give her a lift) 5 - Any animal 10 - Anybody 25 - Anybody walking a dog (Must hit both) 50 - Man and Woman 100 - Hippie Freak or Tree Hugger 300 - Skinhead 500 - Anybody running with a stolen TV, VCR, Car Stereo, etc. 1000 - Streaker (Either sex) 10000 - Flasher in a long trench coat 100000 - Ten or more people 100 - Fat guy 500 - Fat guy jogging who stops and rest every 30 seconds 2500 - Fat guy jogging while eating McDonalds food 5000 - Fat guy jogging in skimpy clothes with body parts hanging out 10000 - Fat guy in Spandex 100 - Fat broad 500 - Fat broad jogging who stops and rests every 30 seconds 1000 - Fat broad in really tight pants 2500 - Fat broad walking with chocolate bar in each hand and one in her mouth 5000 - Fat broad jogging in skimpy clothes with body parts hanging out 10000 - Fat broad staring lovingly at you 10 - Old man 25 - Old man wearing polyester golf slacks 50 - Old man wearing ugly hat 100 - Old man riding three-wheeled bicycle 10 - Old lady 25 - Old lady with purple hair 100 - Old lady wearing really ugly hat 1000 - Old lady walking with old man 5000 - Old lady walking with miniature poodle (Must hit both) Last edited by Bumper : 06-07-2005 at 12:09 AM. |
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Also to add to the Taxi scoring there's 10,000 points for picking up the 'red prawns' from the ferry and overcharging them. We've overheard the taxi base announcing the arrival of red prawns to get more taxis there! |
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