Playa del Carmen Taxi Scoring

[Bumper]

We have recently discovered the body responsible for regulating the operations of taxis in Playa del Carmen has created a revised scoring procedure by which local taxis may more readily gauge their effectiveness in dealing with the tourist pedestrian population. Information on this new system of measurement follows:

Hitting Pedestrians - Keeping Score

Points

0 - Little boy stealing Big Mac from jogging fat guy (Give him a lift)
10 - Little kid walking
20 - Little kid on bike
50 - Little kid running
100 - Little boy chasing little girl
1000 - Little kid running with your wallet

25 - Teenager with stupid haircut
50 - Teenager with pants below his knees
100 - Teenager riding bike
250 - Teenager listening to Walkman
5000 - Teenager who dated your daughter

0 - Hot chick (Give her a lift)
5 - Any animal
10 - Anybody
25 - Anybody walking a dog (Must hit both)
50 - Man and Woman
100 - Hippie Freak or Tree Hugger
300 - Skinhead
500 - Anybody running with a stolen TV, VCR, Car Stereo, etc.
1000 - Streaker (Either sex)
10000 - Flasher in a long trench coat
100000 - Ten or more people

100 - Fat guy
500 - Fat guy jogging who stops and rest every 30 seconds
2500 - Fat guy jogging while eating McDonalds food
5000 - Fat guy jogging in skimpy clothes with body parts hanging out
10000 - Fat guy in Spandex

100 - Fat broad
500 - Fat broad jogging who stops and rests every 30 seconds
1000 - Fat broad in really tight pants
2500 - Fat broad walking with chocolate bar in each hand and one in her mouth
5000 - Fat broad jogging in skimpy clothes with body parts hanging out
10000 - Fat broad staring lovingly at you

10 - Old man
25 - Old man wearing polyester golf slacks
50 - Old man wearing ugly hat
100 - Old man riding three-wheeled bicycle

10 - Old lady
25 - Old lady with purple hair
100 - Old lady wearing really ugly hat
1000 - Old lady walking with old man
5000 - Old lady walking with miniature poodle (Must hit both)

[Donny]

One of my favorite (fun) movies growing up was "Death Race 2000". Starred David Carradine as Frankenstein and Sylvester Stallone as Machine Gun Joe (I think that was his name). Very similar!

Originally Posted by Donny

One of my favorite (fun) movies growing up was "Death Race 2000". Starred David Carradine as Frankenstein and Sylvester Stallone as Machine Gun Joe (I think that was his name). Very similar!

I have a game on a similar theme, it's called Carmeggedon.

Also to add to the Taxi scoring there's 10,000 points for picking up the 'red prawns' from the ferry and overcharging them. We've overheard the taxi base announcing the arrival of red prawns to get more taxis there!