Manitoba?

[Bumper]

Well, I don't hesitate to take shots at other folks, so maybe I should turn the gun on myself, and my home province, for a change.

MANITOBA SLOGANS


• I came, I thawed, I transferred...
• Survive Manitoba, and the rest of the world is easy.
• If you love Manitoba, raise your right snowshoe.
• Save a Manitoban, eat a mosquito.
• One day it’s warm, the rest of the year it’s cold.
• Manitoba - home of blond hair and blue ears.
• Manitoba - come fall in love with a loon.
• Manitoba - glove it or leave it.
• Manitoba - have you jump started your kid today?
• Manitoba - theatre of sneezes.
• Manitoba - CLOSED FOR GLACIER REPAIRS
• Manitoba - where visitors turn blue with envy.
• Manitoba - mosquito supplier to the free world.
• Land of many cultures - mostly throat.
• Land of two seasons. Winter is coming...Winter is here.
• Land of 10,000 Penners
• Land of the ski and home of the crazed.
• There are only three things you can grow in Manitoba. Colder, older, and wheat.
• Where the elite meet sleet.
• Many are cold , but few are frozen.
• Why Manitoba? To protect Ontario from Saskatchewan.
• WARNING: You are entering Manitoba. Please use an alternate route.
• Jack Frost must like Manitoba...he spends half his life here.
• 100,000 lakes and no sharks!

[Jodeci]

Very funny! I have been to Winnipeg twice and I could not believe: 1. how freaking hot it was and 2. that you actually had humongous mosquitos in the city.

I was a bridesmaid in a wedding and we had to wear pantyhose. We had to get dressed in a house with no AC and to get the pantyhose on I had to point a fan at my legs. Then to try and get a breeze once I was finally dressed, I went outside where I proceeded to get eaten alive my these flying beasts. Good thing I really liked that friend!

[Jesus]

Had to Google the Penner issue, wow I think is almost 1/1,000,000 the problem of Wong in China, or 1/450,000,000 of Chin/Quin in Peking.