Paycheque Deductions

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The following guide has been prepared to help our employees better understand the deduction categories shown in our recently redesigned paycheque stubs. A sample stub is shown to demonstrate the various line-items.

Item-------Amount

Gross Pay - $ 1,212.02
Income Tax - $ 244.40
Outgo Tax - $ 45.21
Provincial Tax - $ 61.10
Interprovincial tax -$ 11.61
County Tax - $ 6.11
City Tax - $ 12.11
Rural Tax - $ 4.44
Back Tax - $ 1.91
Front Tax -$ 1.16
Side Tax - $ 1.61
Up Tax - $ 2.24
Tic-Tacs - $ 2.98
Thumbtacks - $ 3.93
Carpet Tacks - $ 1.98
Stadium Tax - $ 2.69
Flat Tax - $ 8.32
Surtax - $ 3.46
Corporate Tax - $ 2.60
Parking Fee - $ 7.00
TGIF Fund - $ 9.95
Employment Insurance - $ 81.88
Life Insurance - $ 7.85
Health Insurance - $ 17.23
Dental Insurance - $ 5.50
Mental Insurance - $ 5.33
Disability Insurance - $ 3.50
Ability Insurance - $ 1.25
Liability Insurance - $ 3.41
Unreliability Insurance - $ 10.99
Coffee - $ 16.85
Coffee Cups - $ 66.51
Floor Rental -$ 16.85
Chair Rental - $ 1.32
Desk Rental - $ 14.32
Union Dues - $ 25.85
Union Don’ts - $ 3.77
Cash Advances - $ 0.69
Cash Retreats - $ 121.35
Overtime - $ 1.26
Undertime - $ 54.83
Eastern Time - $ 9.00
Central Time - $ 8.00
Mountain Time - $ 7.00
Pacific Time - $ 6.00
Time Out - $ 12.21
Oxygen - $ 10.02
Water - $ 16.54
Heat - $ 51.42
Cool Air - $ 26.83
Hot Air - $ 28.13
Miscellaneous - $ 113.29
Sundry - $ 14.09
Various - $ 8.01

Net Take Home Pay - $ 6.02


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Have a nice day.

[Beachnutt719]

That is a riot. Had all I could do not to laugh out loud at work. Where do you come up with this stuff?

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Originally Posted by Beachnutt719

That is a riot. Had all I could do not to laugh out loud at work. Where do you come up with this stuff?

I'm glad you enjoyed it, Karen That's what it's for. Where did it come from? I'm a compulsive collector and saver, so 35 years of working for a living where circulation of things like this was common, as it still is today, provided me with vast amounts of material for my archives. I like to share when I can and hope this junk provides a smile. I know a lot of it served to lighten what could have otherwise been some pretty dull days.