Maybe this is what happened to Michael Jackson?

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A Sunday golfer was playing the game. As he prepared to hit to the tenth green, he took out his eight iron. He set himself and got ready to hit the ball. Just before he started his swing, a voice said, “Take the seven.” He looked around, saw nobody, and set himself to swing. Just as he was beginning his back swing the voice said again, “Use the seven.” This time he looked around more carefully and noticed a little green frog sitting on a rock. The frog said, “Use the seven.”

The golfer put the eight iron back in his bag, took out the seven, swung, and the ball took off like an arrow, coming to rest four inches from the cup.

For the rest of the afternoon, the frog hopped along with the golfer, providing him with advise on club selection, as he continued his round. At the end of the nine holes, the golfer had a score of thirty-eight. In all his years of golfing that course, he’d never before played the back nine in less than fifty-one. As the golfer started to leave the club, the frog said, “Let’s go to Las Vegas.”

The golfer replied, “Look, I’m grateful for your help. But you must be nuts. I have a wife, children, a home. Dinner is all ready and they’re expecting me. I can’t just go to Las Vegas.”

The frog said, “Look, just take me to Las Vegas. You won’t be sorry.”

So off they went to Las Vegas. They took a plane to the desert city and a cab right to the MGM Grand. The man walked into the casino and sat at a Black Jack table, the frog in his pocket.

The first hand, the player was dealt a seventeen. The frog said, “Hit it.”

The player said, “Are you crazy! You stand on seventeen.” The frog repeated, “Hit it.” The player signaled the dealer to give him another card and drew a four.

All night long it went that way. By 3:00 AM the player was ahead $367,000.00, and he was exhausted. He cashed in and the hotel put him up in the luxurious suite reserved for extraordinarily large gamblers.

When the player and the frog got up to the room, the player said to the frog, “I’m going to draw you a warm bath and you can sleep in the tub full of water.”

The frog said, “I don’t want to sleep in the tub. I want to sleep in the bed with you.”

The player replied, “Are you nuts? I can’t sleep with a frog.”

The frog said, “Look, I’ve done well for you. You owe me...”

The player thought for a minute and decided, what the Hell, it’s only one night. So he put the frog into the bed and climbed in himself.

He was just about to go to sleep when the frog said, “Kiss me.”

The player said, “Look, I went to Las Vegas, true...I got very lucky and made a large bag of money, admittedly with your help. Then I let you sleep in bed with me, but I’m not kissing any frogs.”

The frog said, “It wasn’t luck. I’m an enchanted frog with magical powers. Kiss me.”

So the player said to himself, what the Hell, and leaned over and kissed the frog.

All of a sudden there was a tremendous thrashing about in the bed and in a matter of seconds, instead of the frog, lying there beside the man was the most gorgeous, sexy, stark naked 14-year-old girl.

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And I swear to you, Judge, that’s just the way it happened, that’s the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God.