Wedding Toasts

**SunKneeMarie** · 07-01-2005

Okay, I have an hour and a half til I leave for my sister's reception. As the Matron of Honor there is the off chance that I might have to give a speech or propose a toast. Anybody have any quick suggestions of things to say? Something you heard at a wedding that you remember as particularly humorous or "awwwww" filled? Thanks if you have anything.....

(meanwhile I'll be cheating on the web)

roni · 07-01-2005

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Originally Posted by SunKneeMarie

Okay, I have an hour and a half til I leave for my sister's reception. As the Matron of Honor there is the off chance that I might have to give a speech or propose a toast. Anybody have any quick suggestions of things to say? Something you heard at a wedding that you remember as particularly humorous or "awwwww" filled? Thanks if you have anything.....

(meanwhile I'll be cheating on the web)

good luck??

**SunKneeMarie** · 07-01-2005

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Originally Posted by roni

good luck??

Short and sweet... not a bad way to go...

MikeW · 07-01-2005

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Originally Posted by roni

good luck??

MikeW · 07-01-2005

Every wedding I've ever been to, I can't help but think
"Another one bites the dust . . . "

Not sure if that's what you're looking for.

playabum17 · 07-01-2005

Oh God, I never thought of that...what if I have to give a toast at my brother's wedding.

You've been together a long time and you finally tied the knot...it's about f**king time.

**SunKneeMarie** · 07-01-2005

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Originally Posted by playabum17

Oh God, I never thought of that...what if I have to give a toast at my brother's wedding.

You've been together a long time and you finally tied the knot...it's about f**king time.

Apparently I didn't either... it just hit me as I was shaving my legs in the shower... AAAAAACCCKKKK!! Luckily I have a steady hand....

mckinzie · 07-01-2005

Weddings make me nervous

MWC · 07-01-2005

You might want to describe Tommy's recent thread in this section? (How to Satisfy Your Mate)
But you might need Powerpoint ...

mckinzie · 07-01-2005

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You might want to describe Tommy's recent thread in this section? (How to Satisfy Your Mate)
But you might need Powerpoint ...

TAPPY · 07-01-2005

Just drink alot and something profound will come to you !!!!

BonnyW · 07-01-2005

Here is a site that has templates for wedding speeches. These are for the Best Man speeches but, I am sure you can tweek it a bit... Good luck and have fun.http://www.thebestmanspeech.com/

mckinzie · 07-01-2005

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Here is a site that has templates for wedding speeches. These are for the Best Man speeches but, I am sure you can tweek it a bit... Good luck and have fun.http://www.thebestmanspeech.com/

Thanks but all my buddies are married

**SunKneeMarie** · 07-02-2005

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Originally Posted by mckinzie

Weddings make me nervous

??????

What kind of weddings do you go to, Kinz????

mckinzie · 07-03-2005

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Originally Posted by SunKneeMarie

??????

What kind of weddings do you go to, Kinz????

Just a figure of speech.

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MikeW añejo Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Moorpark, CA Posts: 9,087	Every wedding I've ever been to, I can't help but think "Another one bites the dust . . . " Not sure if that's what you're looking for.

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playabum17 naughtiest chica Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: My body may be in Minnesota, but my brain is in Playa! Posts: 15,455	Oh God, I never thought of that...what if I have to give a toast at my brother's wedding. You've been together a long time and you finally tied the knot...it's about f**king time.

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mckinzie lightweight Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Highland Village,Tx (Kinz Standard Time) Posts: 13,551	Weddings make me nervous

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MWC añejo Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Connecticut Posts: 5,844	You might want to describe Tommy's recent thread in this section? (How to Satisfy Your Mate) But you might need Powerpoint ...

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TAPPY añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Louisiana Posts: 14,943	Just drink alot and something profound will come to you !!!!

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BonnyW añejo Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Left Coast...So Cal Posts: 8,659	Here is a site that has templates for wedding speeches. These are for the Best Man speeches but, I am sure you can tweek it a bit... Good luck and have fun.http://www.thebestmanspeech.com/

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