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KevKaos · 08-12-2005

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Originally Posted by StewartG

Great. Thanks. How am I supposed to practice law now that I'm BLIND?!?!?

Whats up with these damn Lawyers always practicing law? When do they ever stop practicing and start "doing" law properly? I told my lawyer that I wasn't paying her $300 an hour to practice.

sunnygrl · 08-13-2005

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Originally Posted by KevKaos

Whats up with these damn Lawyers always practicing law? When do they ever stop practicing and start "doing" law properly? I told my lawyer that I wasn't paying her $300 an hour to practice.

You know what they say....practice makes perfect. Someday these lawyers with all their practicing just might be perfect..........NOT!!

08-13-2005

StewartG..

This is for you.

A lawyer (StewartG) runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Houston Sheriffs Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and
have some fun at the deputies expense...

Deputy says, "License and registration, please."

StewartG says, "What for?"

Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at t he stop sign."

StewartG says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please."

StewartG says, "What's the difference?"

Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop. That's
the law. License and registration, please!"

StewartG says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket.
If not you let me go and no ticket."

Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the
ever-loving crap out of StewartG and says: "Do you want me to stop or
just slow down?"

Shawn

StewartG · 08-13-2005

Shawn - that's pretty good! I don't know how you found out! FINALLY my bruises have started to heal...

My friends, my playa peeps... I'm so sad that this thread has degraded to the OLDEST sport in western civilization... Lawyer bashing!!!

Okay, well, since you guys started it...

THE ETHICAL DILEMMA:

A lawyer meets with a little old lady who tells the lawyer, "I don't have much to my name, but I would like a will." The lawyer agrees to help her and charges her $100.00. At the end of the meeting, she opens up her purse, pulls out a brand new 100 dollar and hands it too the lawyer. As she is leaving his office, the lawyer realizes that its actually TWO brand new 100 dollar bills stuck together. This leads to the lawyer's ethical dilemma: Does he tell his partner?

sunnygrl · 08-13-2005

I'll have to remember that one!

mav68 · 08-13-2005

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Originally Posted by sunnygrl

Hey!!! Isn't that Rod Stewart????? I'm lovin' these pics and banter. It is good to have names with pics. Thanks for allowing me to live vicarously! Only about 10 1/2 months before I get there!

dee

That is what I thought too- looks like ole Rod was hangin' in PDC..... and hangin' a bit too much IMO....

KevKaos · 08-14-2005

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Originally Posted by StewartG

Shawn - that's pretty good! I don't know how you found out! FINALLY my bruises have started to heal...

Stewart, you want to come up to Maryland toward the end of Sept and kick the crap out of my ex-wife (in court of course)?

StewartG · 08-14-2005

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Originally Posted by KevKaos

Stewart, you want to come up to Maryland toward the end of Sept and kick the crap out of my ex-wife (in court of course)?

Sorry man, I avoid family law like the plague! Highest incidence of physical attacks on lawyers...

Thor Henning · 08-14-2005

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Originally Posted by znett

Thor in the front & his son in the rear.

I don't remember what caught my attention here.

08-14-2005

Or maybe you are giving directions to the toilet?

Thor Henning · 08-14-2005

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Originally Posted by Mindbender

Or maybe you are giving directions to the toilet?

May be you are right.

By the way: I had a really good time meeting all of you peeps. I wish I had more time to speak to you all. I wasn't even able to say hello to all the people at La Ranita that night.

louden48 · 08-14-2005

We had a great time meeting you, as well. Thanks so much for suggesting that James offer our trip to Ek Balam. What initially caught my eye about the trip was the stop at Valladolid and the potential to get one of those hammocks. WE had a wonderful time and were so impressed with the ruins.

Thor Henning · 08-15-2005

Anna & James!

What a great staff you have. These girls are doing a great jobb and it was so nice to meet them in Playa.

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08-13-2005	#438 (permalink)
SCR Guest Posts: n/a	StewartG.. This is for you. A lawyer (StewartG) runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Houston Sheriffs Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputies expense... Deputy says, "License and registration, please." StewartG says, "What for?" Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at t he stop sign." StewartG says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please." StewartG says, "What's the difference?" Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop. That's the law. License and registration, please!" StewartG says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not you let me go and no ticket." Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir." At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of StewartG and says: "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?" Shawn

08-13-2005	#439 (permalink)
StewartG commie pinko Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The Kremlin (when not at my dacha in Houston) Posts: 13,387	Shawn - that's pretty good! I don't know how you found out! FINALLY my bruises have started to heal... My friends, my playa peeps... I'm so sad that this thread has degraded to the OLDEST sport in western civilization... Lawyer bashing!!! Okay, well, since you guys started it... THE ETHICAL DILEMMA: A lawyer meets with a little old lady who tells the lawyer, "I don't have much to my name, but I would like a will." The lawyer agrees to help her and charges her $100.00. At the end of the meeting, she opens up her purse, pulls out a brand new 100 dollar and hands it too the lawyer. As she is leaving his office, the lawyer realizes that its actually TWO brand new 100 dollar bills stuck together. This leads to the lawyer's ethical dilemma: Does he tell his partner?

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sunnygrl añejo Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: southern US Posts: 1,541	I'll have to remember that one!

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Mindbender Guest Posts: n/a	Or maybe you are giving directions to the toilet?

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louden48 Hillbilly Chica Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Hot Springs, Arkansas Posts: 1,888	We had a great time meeting you, as well. Thanks so much for suggesting that James offer our trip to Ek Balam. What initially caught my eye about the trip was the stop at Valladolid and the potential to get one of those hammocks. WE had a wonderful time and were so impressed with the ruins.

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