SEX in the CENOTE

**sctx** · 10-15-2005

get your mind outta the gutter..... this is a new drink recipe.

Went to the grocery store last weekend and bought some Chiquita Pineapple/Guava/Mango juice on the assumption that it would mix well w/ Tequila..... I was right !!!

so here's the new drink I call Sex in the Cenote (in a tall glass)

2 shots tequila (2nite, it's Sauza 3'gs)
1/2 shot Tuaca
1 part Chiquita Pineapple/Guava/Mango juice
1 part orange juice
1/2 part ruby red grapefruit

now i just gotta get Lil G slammin a few of these

Banzoomba · 10-15-2005

Gotta go get the Tuaca...BRB

Donny · 10-15-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by sctx

get your mind outta the gutter..... this is a new drink recipe.

Went to the grocery store last weekend and bought some Chiquita Pineapple/Guava/Mango juice on the assumption that it would mix well w/ Tequila..... I was right !!!

so here's the new drink I call Sex in the Cenote (in a tall glass)

2 shots tequila (2nite, it's Sauza 3'gs)
1/2 shot Tuaca
1 part Chiquita Pineapple/Guava/Mango juice
1 part orange juice
1/2 part ruby red grapefruit

now i just gotta get Lil G slammin a few of these

Waitin' patiently for the story behind the naming of the drink!

BonnyW · 10-15-2005

I believe his last sentence answers that question...(Gne...gne...gne...)

**SunKneeMarie** · 10-15-2005

::filing recipe away for future reference::

Joana · 10-19-2005

Here is a related story that happened to me when I was working for the RIU:

on my day off I went along with one of our groups of cavern-divers. The dm they had (Ronnie) is a complete riot.....so I knew it could only be fun.

When we got to the cenote (I'm wrecking my brain here trying to remember which one it was- I think it was the Gran Cenote) a girl that was working for the entertainment crew in our hotel and a young, goodlooking guest were there as well, about to go snorkeling.
Had a little chat with them while we prepared our stuff- they were asking all kinds of questions that non-divers ask.......as: how long will your dive take.

So- set off for the dive. It was Ronnie in front, me in the back and our three male guests in between.
Diveplan was an "L- shaped dive". Meaning: going in straight, turn, come back to where we entered, swim along the back of that cavern and then go off to the side.

Noooow- we're on our way back to entry-cavern....I'm dawdling in the rear just being happy.

All of a sudden I see Ronnie hanging on to a ledge underwater that led to the bottom of the cavern we entered in. He turns, waves his light to the group- and tells everyone to switch off their lights.

I thought he found something small he wanted to show, or some interesting "light" or whatever, so still dawdled and was last to get to the ledge.
Meanwhile all three divers plus Ronnie are hanging off it, really absorbed by something.

And whaddya know??
Get there, look over the ledge- and boy was that couple having fun while standing in the cenote. He had his shorts around his ankles.....you can figure the rest.
Guess they thought we wouldn't be back until in 45 min......poor couple hadn't listened to our briefing or they would have known that we would cross their path again..........

Anyhow: our bubbles were not going into their part of the cavern- so they didn't know we were there.
That was the moment for Ronnie to go into action- he took his octupus and blew off air into their part of the cavern.
You should have seen the reaction!!!! He pushed her off, she didn't get what was going on and tried to get back into the saddle....he pushed her off again and struggled to get his shorts up.

We almost bursted with laughter and continued our dive. I for one was sure that they would be gone when we return- but they weren't!!!!!! Guess after we didn't surface when the bubbles did they thought it was false alarm and never thought we'd seen them.
When we surfaced they were just about to leave. The girl asked how the dive was??? Ronnies answer: "Ooooh- much more important: how was it for YOU?".

We doubled with laughter- they literally ran off.

Poor girl was going through some comments while our guests were still there- nothing really nasty, just questions when she would go snorkeling again.
And I am not even going into details as to what was written into the logs that day.

MaripositaII · 10-19-2005

Dang, I thought that we were finally going to read some dirty stuff here.

A drink? Pluzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeee

Joana · 10-19-2005

Quote:

Dang, I thought that we were finally going to read some dirty stuff here.

Hmm. Guess my story wasn't explicit enough then??

beer_dude · 10-19-2005

Great story. Entertainment staff...Just doing her job!

Keeping the guests happy.

NorthMinnesota · 10-19-2005

HA! Great story.

What happens in Playa, stays in Playa....right???

cpfstich · 10-19-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by sctx

get your mind outta the gutter.....

Awwwww...do I hafta?

Banzoomba · 10-19-2005

at our store we have a board where we list the drink of the week.......its selling well

thanks dude...royality check is in the mail

BonnyW · 10-20-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joana

Hmm. Guess my story wasn't explicit enough then??

Very entertaining....LOL

LndShrk · 10-20-2005

Wasn't there a Sex on the Beach thread a while back???

**sctx** · 10-20-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banzoomba

at our store we have a board where we list the drink of the week.......its selling well

thanks dude...royality check is in the mail

so...... you marked the Tuaca up 30%???

10-15-2005	#1 (permalink)
sctx Moniker Morpher Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Body in San Marcos Tx....Tankah in my mind Posts: 26,931	SEX in the CENOTE get your mind outta the gutter..... this is a new drink recipe. Went to the grocery store last weekend and bought some Chiquita Pineapple/Guava/Mango juice on the assumption that it would mix well w/ Tequila..... I was right !!! so here's the new drink I call Sex in the Cenote (in a tall glass) 2 shots tequila (2nite, it's Sauza 3'gs) 1/2 shot Tuaca 1 part Chiquita Pineapple/Guava/Mango juice 1 part orange juice 1/2 part ruby red grapefruit now i just gotta get Lil G slammin a few of these

10-19-2005	#6 (permalink)
Joana Niiiice!! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The House of God Posts: 4,891	Here is a related story that happened to me when I was working for the RIU: on my day off I went along with one of our groups of cavern-divers. The dm they had (Ronnie) is a complete riot.....so I knew it could only be fun. When we got to the cenote (I'm wrecking my brain here trying to remember which one it was- I think it was the Gran Cenote) a girl that was working for the entertainment crew in our hotel and a young, goodlooking guest were there as well, about to go snorkeling. Had a little chat with them while we prepared our stuff- they were asking all kinds of questions that non-divers ask.......as: how long will your dive take. So- set off for the dive. It was Ronnie in front, me in the back and our three male guests in between. Diveplan was an "L- shaped dive". Meaning: going in straight, turn, come back to where we entered, swim along the back of that cavern and then go off to the side. Noooow- we're on our way back to entry-cavern....I'm dawdling in the rear just being happy. All of a sudden I see Ronnie hanging on to a ledge underwater that led to the bottom of the cavern we entered in. He turns, waves his light to the group- and tells everyone to switch off their lights. I thought he found something small he wanted to show, or some interesting "light" or whatever, so still dawdled and was last to get to the ledge. Meanwhile all three divers plus Ronnie are hanging off it, really absorbed by something. And whaddya know?? Get there, look over the ledge- and boy was that couple having fun while standing in the cenote. He had his shorts around his ankles.....you can figure the rest. Guess they thought we wouldn't be back until in 45 min......poor couple hadn't listened to our briefing or they would have known that we would cross their path again.......... Anyhow: our bubbles were not going into their part of the cavern- so they didn't know we were there. That was the moment for Ronnie to go into action- he took his octupus and blew off air into their part of the cavern. You should have seen the reaction!!!! He pushed her off, she didn't get what was going on and tried to get back into the saddle....he pushed her off again and struggled to get his shorts up. We almost bursted with laughter and continued our dive. I for one was sure that they would be gone when we return- but they weren't!!!!!! Guess after we didn't surface when the bubbles did they thought it was false alarm and never thought we'd seen them. When we surfaced they were just about to leave. The girl asked how the dive was??? Ronnies answer: "Ooooh- much more important: how was it for YOU?". We doubled with laughter- they literally ran off. Poor girl was going through some comments while our guests were still there- nothing really nasty, just questions when she would go snorkeling again. And I am not even going into details as to what was written into the logs that day. __________________ No regrets "There are two things that are endless: the universe and human stupidity. I am not completely sure about the universe being endless though." Albert Einstein Original SLOT.

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10-15-2005	#2 (permalink)
Banzoomba big sexy speedo guy Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Top of the Chesapeake Bay, Md Posts: 9,273	Gotta go get the Tuaca...BRB

10-15-2005	#4 (permalink)
BonnyW añejo Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Left Coast...So Cal Posts: 8,605	I believe his last sentence answers that question...(Gne...gne...gne...)

10-15-2005	#5 (permalink)
SunKneeMarie character encapsulator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 26,153	::filing recipe away for future reference::

10-19-2005	#7 (permalink)
MaripositaII añejo Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,291	Dang, I thought that we were finally going to read some dirty stuff here. A drink? Pluzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeee

10-19-2005	#9 (permalink)
beer_dude reposado Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,202	Great story. Entertainment staff...Just doing her job! Keeping the guests happy.

10-19-2005	#10 (permalink)
NorthMinnesota añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Minnesota Posts: 5,599	HA! Great story. What happens in Playa, stays in Playa....right???

10-19-2005	#12 (permalink)
Banzoomba big sexy speedo guy Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Top of the Chesapeake Bay, Md Posts: 9,273	at our store we have a board where we list the drink of the week.......its selling well thanks dude...royality check is in the mail

10-20-2005	#14 (permalink)
LndShrk beachaholic Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Westfield, IN Posts: 381	Wasn't there a Sex on the Beach thread a while back???

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