Multiple offshore accounts + garage elevator = ruthless, cold, unrelatable, mustache-twirling, monocle-wearing fat cat making ten G bets like they're nothing.*
*Kinda like Obama having a weird name, a sordid past as a snobby community organizer, and, you know, being The Manchurian Candidate in 08.
The legality of Romney's finances is not the issue, and everyone knows it. I'm sure he is squeeky clean. Let's be honest about what's going on here; this is an election year. Optics, baby. Optics.