Cabana Boy Tryouts Thread

[Banzoomba]

Originally Posted by roni

I think being a cabana dude and providing excellent service to those needing such service is a noble calling. Given all the benefits of being a good cabana person, no dedicated tequila wenches are required. Those whom we serve provide us with all the.....stuff.....we could ever want.

Life, paradox, ambiguity - living peacefully with those is good, and has benefits

My thoughts exactly....wow....That's why your the top cabana boy

[Susie Q Roo]

Originally Posted by Banzoomba

I would fetch your drinks anytime Bright-eyes

And when is it you'll be here, Cabana Boy Extraordinaire???

[Banzoomba]

Originally Posted by Susie Q Roo

And when is it you'll be here, Cabana Boy Extraordinaire???

Plane lands early am February 28th....I'll be able to fetch your drinks on the Fat Cat on March 3. Can't wait to meet ya'.

[xqqzme]

Originally Posted by roni

I think being a cabana dude and providing excellent service to those needing such service is a noble calling. Given all the benefits of being a good cabana person, no dedicated tequila wenches are required. Those whom we serve provide us with all the.....stuff.....we could ever want.

Life, paradox, ambiguity - living peacefully with those is good, and has benefits

WOW...you had me at hello

[MsRubio]

Originally Posted by xqqzme

WOW...you had me at hello

[Susie Q Roo]

Originally Posted by Banzoomba

Plane lands early am February 28th....I'll be able to fetch your drinks on the Fat Cat on March 3. Can't wait to meet ya'.

Lookin' forward to it! But Karen said I couldn't be excused from the BP Bash that same night, so you might have to be fetchin' my drinks there instead because (Karen, are you listening?), I CAN'T DO BOTH!!! However... already-paid-for drinks count higher in my book than drinks I have to buy, so the decision is made. The Fat Cat it is! (And I know Karen won't want me driving under the influence, will she?)

(Ms Rubio, am I allowed to borrow him?)

[MsRubio]

Originally Posted by Susie Q Roo

The Fat Cat it is! (Ms Rubio, am I allowed to borrow him?)

Yeah...He is well trained.:p

I can't wait for the Fat Cat either...looking forward to meeting ya' too.

[sctx]

Originally Posted by roni

no dedicated tequila wenches are required.

bite your tongue

[roni]

Originally Posted by sctx

bite your tongue

Wow, you had me at the hello

Different approaches, both can have good results

[cuffedlinks]

Originally Posted by roni

Wow, you had me at the hello

Different approaches, both can have good results

...biting my own tongue hasn't really ever worked for me when I do it...

[sctx]

Originally Posted by cuffedlinks

...biting my own tongue hasn't really ever worked for me when I do it...

like Ron said, to each his own.........I'm w/ you though Cuff, it just aint the same

[NoAngelx]

~~Ahem~~~ I thought this was the Cabana Boys Tryout thread?? No drinks, no lotions, no backflips??...yeesh...LOL

[roni]

Originally Posted by NoAngelx

~~Ahem~~~ I thought this was the Cabana Boys Tryout thread?? No drinks, no lotions, no backflips??...yeesh...LOL

Still awaiting your client application , other cabana dudes may not be so..........selective.

[FrankT]

OK...So here's my official Application:

Starts out with an Ice Cold Pitcher of:

YELLOWBIRD L.P.R. mixed as follows

1 Part White Rum
1 Part Tia Maria
1 Part Galliano
1 Part Apricot Brandy
1 Part Lime Juice
2 Parts Pineapple Juice
2 Parts Orange Juice

After a couple of Yellowbird's I'll bring out the Kilo of Fresh Shrimp from Pescadora and my special Cocktail Sauce for you to enjoy.

Last but not least, will involve, Hot Body Oil, and my SLOW hands.

Pancho...your Attentive Cabana Boy

[playabum17]

Okay, you all started this while I was gone so I am not sure I am going to back and read the entire thread, but...I have to so, I am so proud of NoAngel...I think I might cry.