BEFORE ordering drinks in PDC, please read...

[SCR]

Before you order a drink in Playa Del Carmen, read this...<O:p</O:p

Seven Playa Del Carmen bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. <O:p</O:p


These were the results… <O:p</O:p


Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. <O:p</O:p


Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.<O:p</O:p


Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink......<O:p</O:p


Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. <O:p</O:p


Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target. <O:p</O:p


Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and is looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there. <O:p</O:p


And finally, there is the MALE addendum ---- <O:p</O:p


Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay


**For those of you single travelers attending Peep Fest 2006, please feel free to print a small travel size copy to refer to while babe/dude watching at the Tequila barrel, Beer Bucket…ect<O:p</O:p

<O:p</O:pGood luck!<O:p</O:p

Shawn<O:p</O:p

[Ginger]

Originally Posted by SCR

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there. <o:p></o:p>[/size][/font]

THERE we have it. Exactly what I was saying last night (and am always saying). I don't do tequila.

[Bryzee]

Thanks...now I have to hide my wine rack....thanks for the 'tip'

[absoluteAL]

Originally Posted by SCR

Before you order a drink in Playa Del Carmen, read this...<O:p></O:p>

Seven Playa Del Carmen bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. <O:p></O:p>


These were the results… <O:p></O:p>


Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. <O:p></O:p>


Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.<O:p></O:p>


Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink......<O:p></O:p>


Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. <O:p></O:p>


Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target. <O:p></O:p>


Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and is looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there. <O:p></O:p>


And finally, there is the MALE addendum ---- <O:p></O:p>


Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay

<O:p></O:p>

**For those of you single travelers attending Peep Fest 2006, please feel free to print a small travel size copy to refer to while babe/dude watching at the Tequila barrel, Beer Bucket…ect<O:p></O:p>

<O:p></O:p>

Good luck!<O:p></O:p>

Shawn<O:p></O:p>

Hey, thats great!! Do you mind if I copy this and post it in my bars? Now I know why I stopped (for life) drinking tequila.

[cmsitaly]

Nice list! LOL! Funny and accurate!

[SCR]

absoluteal....

Absolutely! I found this on the net and made a few changes to personalize it to Playa. If nothing else, it's interesting.

By the way, you don't drink White Zinfandel do ya?

Shawn

[Jacko]

Originally Posted by SCR

absoluteal....

Absolutely! I found this on the net and made a few changes to personalize it to Playa. If nothing else, it's interesting.

By the way, you don't drink White Zinfandel do ya?

Shawn

Not that there is anything wrong with that!


(what am I saying...I HATE white Zin!)

[absoluteAL]

Originally Posted by SCR

absoluteal....

Absolutely! I found this on the net and made a few changes to personalize it to Playa. If nothing else, it's interesting.

By the way, you don't drink White Zinfandel do ya?

Shawn

Hell no. It's Jack (Daniels that is) when in the states and bottled beers (Tecate, Pacifico, DosXX, and Sol) when in Mexico (Playa that is). Don't forget to wipe the top of the bottle (sans cap) before taking that first swig of cold beer!!!

[SCR]

...hook, line, and sinker....


Shawn

[SCR]

It's recently come to my attention that this post was inadvertantly(by me of course) posted in the wrong forum. If the powers that be would like to move it to the appropriate forum, by all means.

My oppologies...

Shawn

[mofi]

Ok now hold on....I happen to drink mixed drinks or fruity drinks or B**ch drinks as I like to call them, and I will let you know that I am not whinny or annoying and don't have any problems with picking up guys when I am in PDC.....actually not really picking them up but them approaching me.

[SCR]

Originally Posted by mofi

Ok now hold on....I happen to drink mixed drinks or fruity drinks or B**ch drinks as I like to call them, and I will let you know that I am not whinny or annoying and don't have any problems with picking up guys when I am in PDC.....actually not really picking them up but them approaching me.

Umm...you want some cheese with that?

Shawn

[mofi]

wasn't whinning- just factual information hehe

so no cheese required.

[SCR]

Originally Posted by mofi

wasn't whinning- just factual information hehe

so no cheese required.

I'm just pulling your chain mofi. :p

Cheers!

Shawn