Your most embarrassing moment (Winner gets $100.00)

vagabond · 03-11-2006

Ok I met these two hot (bleeps) one day on Bondi beach in Australia. They invited me back to their place and they (bleeped) infront of me. Later we all (bleeped) in the (bleep) and let’s just say I needed a "little (bleep) pill". (bleep) or let’s call him Tito, was nowhere to be found. And if that wasn't A (bleep) near the end. I shared a (bleep), tiny, not even noticeable but well heard - bit of Flatulence. I mean it was a (bleep) type of (bleep). A quick, (bleep) one. As a result of all the bleeping or drinking, my sphincter muscles sold me out.

They looked at me like I was (bleep) and asked me very politely to leave.

To all the females on here I am really (bleep) for being so open. I hope you can (bleep) me for just being honest. Have a (bleep) day and (bleep) all you can while you are young or still alive.

Bleep

If it wasn;t for (bleep)(bleep)(bleep) and (bleep) would be (bleep).

I won.....!

Ginger · 03-11-2006

**Heather** · 03-11-2006

Some of us have discussed our embarrassing moments already here.

cuffedlinks · 03-11-2006

Once...I replied in a Vagabond thread.
Damn...did it again.
Will I ever learn.

Joana · 03-11-2006

Total case of TMI........

(TMI= too much information)

**Shammy** · 03-11-2006

And I'll say it again in reference to one of Vagabond's posts......

Gawd how I wish I was a moderator in THIS area!

This post is ridiculous, I really wish I didn't even open this thread.

I'm with Cuff - never again.

Nerak936 · 03-11-2006

I'm taking bets.

How many posts before this sucker gets locked down??!!

Ginger · 03-11-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nerak936

I'm taking bets.

How many posts before this sucker gets locked down??!!

Karen, I think you deserve an "I told you so" here!!

**Shammy** · 03-11-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nerak936

I'm taking bets.

How many posts before this sucker gets locked down??!!

If I coulda, I woulda nuked it already! :p

jamesblonde · 03-11-2006

I think his new most embarrassing moment should be posting that story.

vagabond · 03-11-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuffedlinks

Once...I replied in a Vagabond thread.
Damn...did it again.
Will I ever learn.

Now that was funny,dude.....lol

TEX · 03-11-2006

Gotta admit. It made me laugh.

Nerak936 · 03-11-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ginger

Karen, I think you deserve an "I told you so" here!!

Thank you, Ginger.

I Told You So!!!!! The ol' Vag is back!!! Run for cover, everyone!!!

CaroleLB · 03-11-2006

Title should be changed to: "most assholosity moment"

Notice the passive/aggressive editing it did to the post too

His poor mother...

**tommy** · 03-11-2006

Bleep This!!!!!

03-11-2006	#1 (permalink)
vagabond way into it Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 194	Your most embarrassing moment (Winner gets $100.00) Ok I met these two hot (bleeps) one day on Bondi beach in Australia. They invited me back to their place and they (bleeped) infront of me. Later we all (bleeped) in the (bleep) and let’s just say I needed a "little (bleep) pill". (bleep) or let’s call him Tito, was nowhere to be found. And if that wasn't A (bleep) near the end. I shared a (bleep), tiny, not even noticeable but well heard - bit of Flatulence. I mean it was a (bleep) type of (bleep). A quick, (bleep) one. As a result of all the bleeping or drinking, my sphincter muscles sold me out. They looked at me like I was (bleep) and asked me very politely to leave. To all the females on here I am really (bleep) for being so open. I hope you can (bleep) me for just being honest. Have a (bleep) day and (bleep) all you can while you are young or still alive. Bleep If it wasn;t for (bleep)(bleep)(bleep) and (bleep) would be (bleep). I won.....! Last edited by vagabond : 03-11-2006 at 02:53 PM.

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cuffedlinks añejo Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The City of Presidents Posts: 16,003	Once...I replied in a Vagabond thread. Damn...did it again. Will I ever learn. Last edited by cuffedlinks : 03-11-2006 at 11:30 AM.

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Ginger none Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 10,162

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Heather Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Playa del Carmen Posts: 9,038	Some of us have discussed our embarrassing moments already here.

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Joana Niiiice!! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The House of God Posts: 4,893	Total case of TMI........ (TMI= too much information)

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Shammy Moderator Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Joisey Shore Posts: 10,240	And I'll say it again in reference to one of Vagabond's posts...... Gawd how I wish I was a moderator in THIS area! This post is ridiculous, I really wish I didn't even open this thread. I'm with Cuff - never again.

03-11-2006	#7 (permalink)
Nerak936 =^. " .^= Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 18,483	I'm taking bets. How many posts before this sucker gets locked down??!!

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jamesblonde No longer an intern Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: South of Seattle Posts: 7,575	I think his new most embarrassing moment should be posting that story.

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TEX añejo Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mesquite,Texas Posts: 4,916	Gotta admit. It made me laugh.

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CaroleLB Go Cougars! Join Date: May 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,945	Title should be changed to: "most assholosity moment" Notice the passive/aggressive editing it did to the post too His poor mother...

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tommy Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Austin Tx Posts: 12,131	Bleep This!!!!!

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