Some quotes - enjoy

bgfangs · 03-16-2006

BRAIN CRAMPS

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever."
Miss America 1995 from Alabama
Heather Whitestone

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love
to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and
death and stuff."
Popular Pop Singer
Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost
a very important part of your life,"
(During an interview to become
Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.)
Model, movie and TV actress
Brooke Shields

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part
of my body,"
University of Kentucky Basketball Forward
Winston Bennett

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
lowest crime rates in the country,"
Washington DC Mayor
Marion Barry

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
our papers. We are the president."
(Commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.)
First Lady and
Democratic Senator from New York
Hillary Clinton

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
by a jackass, and I'm just the one to ! do it,"
A congressional candidate in Texas

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
Philadelphia Phillies Manager
Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
Vice President
Al Gore

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that
may or may not occur."
Vice President
Al Gore

"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ."
Vice President
Dan Quayle

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves,
How much clean air do we need?"
Chrysler Chairman and CEO
Lee Iacocca

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football.
A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
NFL Quarterback and Sports Analyst
Joe Theisman

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply
exclude certain types of people."
ROTC Instructor
Colonel Gerald Wellman

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
President
Bill Clinton

"Traditionally, most of Australia 's
imports! come from overseas."
Keppel Enderbery

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that
you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
Greenville , South Carolina
Department of Social Services

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their
heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when
they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
FCC Chairman
Mark S. Fowler

monte · 03-16-2006

Those are funny, Tim. Thanks

Rissask · 03-16-2006

Quote:

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

Actually, Dan Quayle said that, not my man Bill Clinton.

Although, according to this site:

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/quayle.htm

He never really said it, it's one of many comments falsely attributed to him by humourists, a Quaylism.

I like this one:

Quote:

George Bush, US President "I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them."

PantherCTE · 03-16-2006

I was expecting "damn you got that for how much!!!!"

Banzoomba · 03-16-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by PantherCTE

I was expecting "damn you got that for how much!!!!"

sideways · 03-16-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by bgfangs

BRAIN CRAMPS

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football.
A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
NFL Quarterback and Sports Analyst
Joe Theisman

Oh Man....Spewed coffee on this one...

Tommygurl · 03-16-2006

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever."

I could be Miss America after all.....

Lil G · 03-16-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tommygurl

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever."

I could be Miss America after all.....

I'm with her!!

itscandace · 03-17-2006

Those quotes are great!

I just heard another one today... probably not as good but it made me laugh and then think.. "what the...?" I just had to add it to the list.

Gene Simmons of Kiss
during his show Rock School on VH1
"He was fearless... like one of those killer midget dogs."

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bgfangs añejo Join Date: May 2002 Location: Glendale, CA Posts: 1,762	Some quotes - enjoy BRAIN CRAMPS Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." Miss America 1995 from Alabama Heather Whitestone "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." Popular Pop Singer Mariah Carey "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," (During an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.) Model, movie and TV actress Brooke Shields "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," University of Kentucky Basketball Forward Winston Bennett "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," Washington DC Mayor Marion Barry "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." (Commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.) First Lady and Democratic Senator from New York Hillary Clinton "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to ! do it," A congressional candidate in Texas "Half this game is ninety percent mental." Philadelphia Phillies Manager Danny Ozark "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." Vice President Al Gore "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." Vice President Al Gore "I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ." Vice President Dan Quayle "We've got to pause and ask ourselves, How much clean air do we need?" Chrysler Chairman and CEO Lee Iacocca "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." NFL Quarterback and Sports Analyst Joe Theisman "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." ROTC Instructor Colonel Gerald Wellman "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." President Bill Clinton "Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports! come from overseas." Keppel Enderbery "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." Greenville , South Carolina Department of Social Services "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." FCC Chairman Mark S. Fowler __________________ Tim May those who love us, love us. For those that don't love us, may God turn their hearts. If he can't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so we know them by their limping. - Old Celtic Blessing

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monte añejo Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: dallas Posts: 12,805	Those are funny, Tim. Thanks

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PantherCTE way into it Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: PantherLand, NC Posts: 244	I was expecting "damn you got that for how much!!!!"

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Tommygurl crab killer Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: I am Canadian!! Posts: 15,165	Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." I could be Miss America after all.....

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itscandace way into it Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 171	Those quotes are great! I just heard another one today... probably not as good but it made me laugh and then think.. "what the...?" I just had to add it to the list. Gene Simmons of Kiss during his show Rock School on VH1 "He was fearless... like one of those killer midget dogs."

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