The Practice of Self-Abuse

Nerak936 · 05-09-2006

NO..... it's not about THAT (although Webster's online dictionary does give that as Definition #2).

I'm wondering if I have a guilty subconscious or sumthin......

The other day while cleaning the backsplash behind my stovetop, I leaned in from the side of the stove (with enthusiasm and vigor) and smacked my forehead HARD up against the sharp (of course) corner of my range hood. After spouting a couple of *#$&'s and ever-popular *!@%, I continued my cleaning project deciding that if blood started to drip into my eyes, I'd stop to inspect the damage. Luckily, blood didn't happen, but there's a nasty mark covered by the remaining 1.5 layers of skin.

Then today, I stopped for groceries after work in a driving rainstorm. Upon returning to my car, I opened the back door of my SUV, tossed the bags into the back seat, and while I had my head bowed down into the gale force wind-driven rain, I grabbed the handle of the driver's side door, and yanked it open as quickly as I could.... right into the top of my head. I flopped into the driver's seat moaning in pain, holding my head, while the tears came. I haven't felt pain like that in a verrrrrry long time. I would've traded a dozen range hood smacks in the forehead in exchange for that. I couldn't even think of starting the car for about 10 minutes.

So.... do ya think I have a guilty conscience and I'm inflicting this upon myself in retaliation?? Should I buy a bicycle helmet and wear it on a regular basis??

My head still hurts from that damn door. I should check it to see if I dented the edge of the door frame.....

**TeeZet** · 05-09-2006

Maybe you're just clumsy?

Focus on what you're doing Karen.
I hope the door damage isn't too bad.

Get well.

**sctx** · 05-09-2006

you're just a wannabe Tyramania Stunt Club Member........when you can cause all those injuries after doing many shots of Tequila, maybe Tyra will consider you for a tryout

Nerak936 · 05-09-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeeZet

Maybe you're just clumsy?

Focus on what you're doing Karen.
I hope the door damage isn't too bad.

Get well.

I appreciate your concern for the condition of my car door, Tony!!

alwaysmissinpdc · 05-09-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeeZet

Focus on what you're doing Karen.

What he said. My first thought was that something is distracting you Karen. Be careful!

btw, I love your new avatar

, you are such an excellent smart a$$.

Slayer · 05-09-2006

I knew you were a head banger.

I know your pain. I always hit the cabinet above the stove. Rub it really hard and know that we love you.

And is this rain ridiculous or what? I guess its suppose to go on for almost a week. I will soon start banging my head too.

Nerak936 · 05-09-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by sctx

you're just a wannabe Tyramania Stunt Club Member........when you can cause all those injuries after doing many shots of Tequila, maybe Tyra will consider you for a tryout

That's a thought, Scott. I know she has a waaay kewl helmet with stickers. Maybe she'd lend it to me.

TAPPY · 05-09-2006

Me thinks something is bothering you and your mind is on something else !

Take two aspirins for pain, get plenty of rest and drink plenty of fluids !

Thats my 2 cents worth !!! If you want a better diagnosis it is gonna cost ya.

My head hurts just thinking about it !!!
Did you see stars ?
Hope your head feels better soon !!

Nerak936 · 05-09-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slayer

I knew you were a head banger.

I know your pain. I always hit the cabinet above the stove. Rub it really hard and know that we love you.

And is this rain ridiculous or what? I guess its suppose to go on for almost a week. I will soon start banging my head too.

This rain is the pits!! Gonna be a crappy week.. right into weekend too. Let's hope this May isn't as lousy as last year!

BTW, Slayer..... haven't seen you sign up for the Boston Peep Meet yet. Better do it before you start that head banging and forget all about it!

jtm1631 · 05-09-2006

The bicycle helmet is a good idea. My daughter has a nice pink one with cats all over it. It would be a nice addition to your fetish.

Hope your head is better. If your head is still swollen, you may want to go up a size in the helmet.

Watch yourself, accidents always come in threes.

Nerak936 · 05-09-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by alwaysmissinpdc

btw, I love your new avatar

, you are such an excellent smart a$$.

It's a gift.

playabum17 · 05-09-2006

Do you want me to kiss it and make it better?

Slayer · 05-09-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nerak936

This rain is the pits!! Gonna be a crappy week.. right into weekend too. Let's hope this May isn't as lousy as last year!

BTW, Slayer..... haven't seen you sign up for the Boston Peep Meet yet. Better do it before you start that head banging and forget all about it!

I read the whole thread, and I have put the date in my calender.........but I didn't wan't to post because like a big dope I bagged out on the last one, after I said I was definately going.

But July 1 is really a good day. I have my beads.

Babaloo · 05-09-2006

i think Stogey has powers that we didn't realize

TAPPY · 05-09-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaloo

i think Stogey has powers that we didn't realize

I noticed he has a new avatar as well !

05-09-2006	#1 (permalink)
Nerak936 =^. " .^= Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 18,461	The Practice of Self-Abuse NO..... it's not about THAT (although Webster's online dictionary does give that as Definition #2). I'm wondering if I have a guilty subconscious or sumthin...... The other day while cleaning the backsplash behind my stovetop, I leaned in from the side of the stove (with enthusiasm and vigor) and smacked my forehead HARD up against the sharp (of course) corner of my range hood. After spouting a couple of #$&'s and ever-popular !@%, I continued my cleaning project deciding that if blood started to drip into my eyes, I'd stop to inspect the damage. Luckily, blood didn't happen, but there's a nasty mark covered by the remaining 1.5 layers of skin. Then today, I stopped for groceries after work in a driving rainstorm. Upon returning to my car, I opened the back door of my SUV, tossed the bags into the back seat, and while I had my head bowed down into the gale force wind-driven rain, I grabbed the handle of the driver's side door, and yanked it open as quickly as I could.... right into the top of my head. I flopped into the driver's seat moaning in pain, holding my head, while the tears came. I haven't felt pain like that in a verrrrrry long time. I would've traded a dozen range hood smacks in the forehead in exchange for that. I couldn't even think of starting the car for about 10 minutes. So.... do ya think I have a guilty conscience and I'm inflicting this upon myself in retaliation?? Should I buy a bicycle helmet and wear it on a regular basis?? My head still hurts from that damn door. I should check it to see if I dented the edge of the door frame.....

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TAPPY añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Louisiana Posts: 14,832	Me thinks something is bothering you and your mind is on something else ! Take two aspirins for pain, get plenty of rest and drink plenty of fluids ! Thats my 2 cents worth !!! If you want a better diagnosis it is gonna cost ya. My head hurts just thinking about it !!! Did you see stars ? Hope your head feels better soon !! Last edited by TAPPY : 05-09-2006 at 06:35 PM.

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05-09-2006	#2 (permalink)
TeeZet Non-aggressive Dutch dude Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Uithoorn, The Netherlands Posts: 7,582	Maybe you're just clumsy? Focus on what you're doing Karen. I hope the door damage isn't too bad. Get well.

05-09-2006	#3 (permalink)
sctx Moniker Morpher Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Body in San Marcos Tx....Tankah in my mind Posts: 26,827	you're just a wannabe Tyramania Stunt Club Member........when you can cause all those injuries after doing many shots of Tequila, maybe Tyra will consider you for a tryout

05-09-2006	#6 (permalink)
Slayer life=playa Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Massachusetts, USA Posts: 899	I knew you were a head banger. I know your pain. I always hit the cabinet above the stove. Rub it really hard and know that we love you. And is this rain ridiculous or what? I guess its suppose to go on for almost a week. I will soon start banging my head too.

05-09-2006	#10 (permalink)
jtm1631 añejo Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Chicagoland Posts: 2,338	The bicycle helmet is a good idea. My daughter has a nice pink one with cats all over it. It would be a nice addition to your fetish. Hope your head is better. If your head is still swollen, you may want to go up a size in the helmet. Watch yourself, accidents always come in threes.

05-09-2006	#12 (permalink)
playabum17 naughtiest chica Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: My body may be in Minnesota, but my brain is in Playa! Posts: 15,455	Do you want me to kiss it and make it better?

05-09-2006	#14 (permalink)
Babaloo añejo Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Paamul, Q Roo Mexico Posts: 10,288	i think Stogey has powers that we didn't realize

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