Polar Bear Pause

**Bumper** · 06-30-2006

A Polar Bear goes into a bar and says, “Can I have a gin and .......
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.................................................. .....................tonic, please?

The bartender serves him and says, “Sure, but why the long pause?”

The Polar Bear replies, “Don’t know, I’ve always had them.”

Catbill · 07-12-2006

Yeah, horse goes into a bar, orders a beer. Bartender looks at the horse and says "why the long face?"

Cosmo · 07-12-2006

Celine Dion walks into a bar , Bartender says - why the long face...

Catbill · 07-12-2006

leper walks into a bar--bartender says "where's your face?" oooooooohhhhhhhh

LndShrk · 07-12-2006

I walked into a bar...
My wife said;"You forget to duck."
Ouch...

06-30-2006	#1 (permalink)
Bumper Class Clown Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 9,725	Polar Bear Pause A Polar Bear goes into a bar and says, “Can I have a gin and ....... .................................................. ....................................... .................................................. ....................................... .................................................. ....................................... .................................................. ....................................... .................................................. ....................................... .................................................. ....................................... .................................................. ....................................... .................................................. ....................................... .................................................. .....................tonic, please? The bartender serves him and says, “Sure, but why the long pause?” The Polar Bear replies, “Don’t know, I’ve always had them.”

07-12-2006	#2 (permalink)
Catbill way into it Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Southern N.H. Posts: 217	Yeah, horse goes into a bar, orders a beer. Bartender looks at the horse and says "why the long face?"

07-12-2006	#3 (permalink)
Cosmo añejo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,471	Celine Dion walks into a bar , Bartender says - why the long face...

07-12-2006	#4 (permalink)
Catbill way into it Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Southern N.H. Posts: 217	leper walks into a bar--bartender says "where's your face?" oooooooohhhhhhhh

07-12-2006	#5 (permalink)
LndShrk beachaholic Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Westfield, IN Posts: 381	I walked into a bar... My wife said;"You forget to duck." Ouch...

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