Housekeeping vs The Forum

**Bumper** · 08-23-2006

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been "on PlayaInfo",
And I had to answer, "yes."

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges on my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to "click."

But click, I did, and oops I found
A new thread on the site.
And I just had to hang around...
I was into it all night. <<Sigh>>

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.

TAPPY · 08-23-2006

That is my prayer !!!

Starfish · 08-23-2006

Oh Bumper, you kill me

playabum17 · 08-23-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by TAPPY

That is my prayer !!!

You and me both! I look around at my clutter and think...in just a few minutes, I'll pick up around here....been saying that for days!

**Mindbender** · 08-23-2006

Bumper, I think you should know that the 'fanny' for us Brits is the intimate area, specific only to ladies, in front of the area you are referring to.

So with you being a 'fella' it makes very strange reading

**Bumper** · 08-23-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mindbender

Bumper, I think you should know that the 'fanny' for us Brits is the intimate area, specific only to ladies, in front of the area you are referring to.

So with you being a 'fella' it makes very strange reading

Hey group...sounds like Mindbender isn't aware that I'm actually a drag king. Go figure!

08-23-2006	#1 (permalink)
Bumper Class Clown Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 9,692	Housekeeping vs The Forum I asked the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess. He asked if I'd been "on PlayaInfo", And I had to answer, "yes." He told me to get off my fanny And tidy up the house. And so I started cleaning up... The smudges on my mouse. I wiped and shined the topside. That really did the trick... I was just admiring my work... I didn't mean to "click." But click, I did, and oops I found A new thread on the site. And I just had to hang around... I was into it all night. <<Sigh>> Nothing's changed except my mouse It's very, very shiny. I guess my house will stay a mess... While I sit here on my hiney.

08-23-2006	#2 (permalink)
TAPPY añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Louisiana Posts: 15,112	That is my prayer !!!

08-23-2006	#3 (permalink)
Starfish reposado Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 1,009	Oh Bumper, you kill me

08-23-2006	#5 (permalink)
Mindbender Moderator Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Playa del Carmen Posts: 3,133	Bumper, I think you should know that the 'fanny' for us Brits is the intimate area, specific only to ladies, in front of the area you are referring to. So with you being a 'fella' it makes very strange reading

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