Top 20 Oxymorons

**Bumper** · 08-25-2006

20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force
10. Pretty Ugly
9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan
1. Microsoft Works

**Heather** · 09-08-2006

Military Intelligence was one we always bandied about in the Army.

DiverGirl · 09-08-2006

I like this one:
Microsoft Works

sunatty · 09-08-2006

What about: legal ethics, act naturally, definite maybe, student athlete, united nations, guest host and war games.

Mark05 · 09-10-2006

Not sure if this falls in the oxymoron category? Saw an suv with a sign on it that said "For Sale by Owner"

08-25-2006	#1 (permalink)
Bumper Class Clown Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 9,469	Top 20 Oxymorons 20. Government Organization 19. Alone Together 18. Personal Computer 17. Silent Scream 16. Living Dead 15. Same Difference 14. Taped Live 13. Plastic Glasses 12. Tight Slacks 11. Peace Force 10. Pretty Ugly 9. Head Butt 8. Working Vacation 7. Tax Return 6. Virtual Reality 5. Dodge Ram 4. Work Party 3. Jumbo Shrimp 2. Healthy Tan 1. Microsoft Works

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09-08-2006	#2 (permalink)
Heather Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Playa del Carmen Posts: 9,038	Military Intelligence was one we always bandied about in the Army.

09-08-2006	#3 (permalink)
DiverGirl way into it Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Morris, IL Posts: 238	I like this one: Microsoft Works

09-08-2006	#4 (permalink)
sunatty way into it Join Date: May 2004 Location: Weddington NC Posts: 164	What about: legal ethics, act naturally, definite maybe, student athlete, united nations, guest host and war games.

09-10-2006	#5 (permalink)
Mark05 life=playa Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ottumwa, Iowa Posts: 518	Not sure if this falls in the oxymoron category? Saw an suv with a sign on it that said "For Sale by Owner"

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