more men stuff

[Seakony]

<TABLE id=INCREDIMAINTABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD id=INCREDITEXTREGION style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; rem_PADDING-LEFT: 0px" width="100%"><TABLE id=INCREDIMAINTABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD id=INCREDITEXTREGION style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; DIRECTION: ltr" vAlign=top width="100%"><TABLE id=mod_EDIMAINTABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD id=mod_EDITEXTREGION style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt" vAlign=top width="100%">Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. I will win, even if it may mean destroying the door or window in the process.

Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything ; I wouldn't even know where to start... We will then drink a couple of beverages and curse at the machine as a form of Holy Communion.

Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you, this should be no problem.

Because I'm a man,I can be R e lied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to purchase much more than that because it will not be the right thing and I will never hear the end of it.

Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.

Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it... Though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator...

Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The tr ue an swer is always either sex, cars, sex, sports or sex, or sex. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.

Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't... And if you are feeling amorous afterwards... Then I will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others.

Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2006, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest... Like wandering around in the garden with a beer, wondering what to do.

This has been a public service message for women to better understand men...
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[horizon200]

Well the first two are incorrect...
As a man, we do not lock our keys in the car!
As a man, the engine doesn't run rough because we are always out there working on them to ensure they run to perfection...yet another excuse to bond with our bretheren and drink beer!
As for the rest of them...What's your point?


Wow I went that long not thinking about sex!?

[STOGEY]

As a man the first time I took softy on a ride in my car. I was taking to her not paying any attention to the road and almost hit a telephone pole. She asked me what I was doing? Looking at you was my answer.