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1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth

3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your backside

5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

6. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

7. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

8. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

9. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

11. What do people in China call their good plates?

12. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom?

13. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

14. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

15. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window?

17. Are Brazil Nuts just called Nuts in Brazil?

18. How come on TV Programs they say, there are 19,112 of this species remaining - who counts them ?

19. Why do people look into tissues after they blow their nose ? ... What are they expecting to see??

20. Where most people will say "Oh My God!" - what do atheists say ?

21. Is there another word for synonym? ... or thesaurus for that matter ?

22. How is it possible to have a civil war?

23. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

24. For people who have difficulty reading - why is dyslexia such a complex word.

25. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

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14. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

testicles?

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19. Why do people look into tissues after they blow their nose ? ... What are they expecting to see??

to see if there's anything funny but usually it's not (get it! it's not)

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Originally Posted by tbone

19. Why do people look into tissues after they blow their nose ? ... What are they expecting to see??

to see if there's anything funny but usually it's not (get it! it's not)

Hyuk, Hyuk, Hyuk...you kill you, don't you? You're a sick, sick puppy. Seek professional help. Lucy charges 5 cents a visit.

[tbone]

there ain't enough nickels in the world to fix me bump.