The Real "Survivor"

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A guy, a pig, and a dog were the only survivors of a horrible shipwreck. They found themselves castaways on a tropical island. After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening, the sky was red and full of beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle, a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the pig started to look better and better to the horny young guy. Soon, he leaned over to the pig and put his arm around it.

But the dog became jealous, baring his teeth and growling fiercely until the man removed his arm from around the pig. After that evening, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few more weeks passed by, and low and behold, there was another shipwreck off the shore of the island. The sole survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the guy had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, but they slowly nursed her back to good health. When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their twilight beach ritual.

It was another beautiful evening: rosy sky, wispy cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle tropical breeze, perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the young man started to get "those feelings" once again. He resisted them as long as he could, but he finally yielded and leaned over to the beautiful young woman cautiously and whispered in her ear.

"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

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