A Little Something For Nerak

[Bumper]

You know you're a cat person when...

...you refer to going to the bathroom as "using the litter box."

...you do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair.

...you consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber.

...you apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark.

...you snap your fingers and pat the sofa beside you to invite your guests to sit down.

...you sleep on one edge of the bed because the cat is sleeping in the middle looking soooo cute!

...you accidentally put your child's dinner plate on the floor.

...you spend more money on toys for your cats than on the kids or grandkids.

...you decorate your Christmas tree with dangly cat toys.

...your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with all the cats."

...you have more pictures of your cats than your kids in your wallet.

...you refer to your cat as your furry child.

...your parents wind up with a four-footed, furry "grandchild."

...you plan your vacation around the cat show schedule.

...you accidentally call your spouse by your cat's name!

...you set a place at the dinner table for your cat.

...you have a set of towels with "His" "Hers" and "Kitty's."

...you call home and leave a message on the answering machine for your cat.

...you have the cat meow on the outgoing message of the answering machine.

...you and kitty have matching outfits.

...your spouse says, "Me or the cat!," and there's no hesitation.

...you never go to the door unless it's to let a cat out.
...your favorite friends have fleas.

...you chose a house to buy based on it having a good location for the cat box.

...you think cat fur makes a wonderful garnish to any meal.

...you own 17 varieties of kitty-nail-clippers.

...you are lost for conversation with non-cat people.

...you meow so well, you confuse the cats.

...you bore the neighbors with discussions on the exact nutritional differences between 9-Lives and Amore ... at length.

[Nerak936]

Bumper.... Thank you so much for thinking of me!! And to thank you all the better, I've responded to the ones which really do apply to me!!

...you do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair.
I figure it's like carrying a bit of my kidz with me!

...you consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber.
At my age, any and all fiber is a good thing!

...you apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark.
I jumped a mile last week when I backwards onto the mat in front of the sink thinking it was a cat's tail!

...you sleep on one edge of the bed because the cat is sleeping in the middle looking soooo cute!
I admit I will sleep in an awkward position so as not to disturb Tiggy's slumber.

...your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with all the cats."
When I got my 2nd cat, my cousin asked me, "You're not gonna turn into one of those crazy ladies with like 20 cats are you??" And she was dead serious.

...you have more pictures of your cats than your kids in your wallet.
I don't have any kids. But I do have pics of my cats in my wallet.

...you refer to your cat as your furry child.
Close.... I call them my "fuzzy children".

...you call home and leave a message on the answering machine for your cat.
I have to admit that I have done that when I've been away for a long time.

...you think cat fur makes a wonderful garnish to any meal.
With the way I cook, ANY addition to my meals certainly can't hurt!

[Maverick69]

You go Karen . Our cats are our babies as well.
My wife says she is going to be called the Crazy Cat Lady .

[Nerak936]

Originally Posted by Maverick69

You go Karen . Our cats are our babies as well.
My wife says she is going to be called the Crazy Cat Lady .

The way I look at it.... there's a lot of worse things to be called than "Crazy Cat Lady", so tell her to wear it proudly!